Category: Buy My Book
Constance Wu Says She Encountered Sexual Harassment And Intimidation At The Hands Of A “Fresh Off The Boat” Producer
Back in 2019, Constance Wu faced a hefty dose of backlash for being ungrateful when she tweeted “fucking hell” and “so upset right now that I’m literally crying. Ugh fuck” upon learning that the show that put her on the map, Fresh Off The Boat, had been renewed for a sixth season. Constance gave the excuse that she was upset that she had to drop out of a play she was passionate about to shoot FOTB, apologized, and then fulfilled her contractual duties by finishing the show; but ultimately ended up taking a social media break after showing her entire ass. However, Constance is now dipping her toe back into social media and has a new book coming out, and in it, she says that the reason she was so distraught about having to be back on the FOTB set is that one of the producers repeatedly intimidated and sexually harassed her.
Brian Cox Comes For Johnny Depp, Quentin Tarantino, David Bowie And More In His New Autobiography
You’re never going to have to do much to sell me on a book of cocks, so selling that shit to me by spelling it “Cox” and adding an apostrophe “s,” is really just gilding the lily. Especially considering that the Cox book in question is a burn all-the-bridges Hollywood memoir written by a 75-year-old actor on a hit TV show with nothing to lose. In a new autobiography called Putting the Rabbit in the Hat, Succession star Brian Cox goes ahead and lets us know he thinks Johnny Depp is overrated, praises David Bowie’s beautiful gowns and made me look up the word “meretricious” with his description of Quentin Tarantino’s work even though he says he’d still pick up the phone if the caller ID showed a zoomed-in picture of a big toe. It’s a page right out of the Quincy Jones pee-paw tells all playbook, and I am sold!
In Her New Book, Jamie Lynn Spears Says That Her Parents And Management Pressured Her To Have An Abortion When She Was 16 To Save Her Career
Jamie Lynn Spears, The Jan Brady of the Spears family, has a memoir coming out that was originally reported to be titled Britney, Britney, Britney! I Must Confess, but after receiving some blow-back (a million eyes rolling in unison does create a mighty gale), is now titled Things I Should Have Said. According to TMZ, Jamie Lynn’s big sister Britney Spears isn’t the only one who had to deal with the controlling ways of her parents, Jamie and Lynne Spears. In the book, Jamie Lynn writes that when she became pregnant at 16 by her boyfriend at the time Casey Aldrige, her parents were upset. And where’s the #Justice4JamieLynn movement when you need them? That’s right, nowhere to be found. Poor Jan, I mean Jamie Lynn.
Katie Couric Takes Shots At Martha Stewart, Deborah Norville, Prince Harry, And Many More In Her Upcoming Memoir “Going There”
The synopsis on Amazon for Katie Couric’s new memoir Going There says “if you thought you knew Katie Couric, think again.” So did you? Think you knew Katie Couric? I guess I never really thought much about her but my interest is piqued because in Going There, she straight up calls Prince Harry a stink-nasty drunk and basically calls Martha Stewart a humorless see you next Tuesday who found some much needed humbling in the chokey. And don’t get her started on Jeffrey Epstein and his little friend Prince Andrew. No actually, do get her started, and please, may she never stop. I’m already looking forward to her follow-up memoir I Said What I Said.
The Original Fergie Wrote A Historical Romance Novel Loosely Based On Her Life-Story
I think we could all use a hearty belly laugh right about now. I know I sure did, so when I read that Fergie, ex-wife (and current roommate and possible again-wife of Prince Andrew), has written a romance novel based on her real-life “fairytale” marriage to a Prince, I threw my head back and let out a cackle so loud my cat came in to check on me. Yes, Willie boy, I am fine. I’m better than fine, I’m pre-ordering Her Heart for a Compass by Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York.
Meghan Markle And Prince Harry May Have Decided To Work With “Friendly” Journalists For Their Biography
When this pandemic has finally passed, it’s over for you bitches—ie: bitches who are already sick to death of hearing about Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s every bowel movement. According to The Daily Mail, Meghan and Harry have agreed to work with journalists for an authorized biography, causing many salty tears from the tabloids the couple put on their no-no naughty list, specifically The Daily Mail themselves, and Dan Wootton of The Sun. DM says Meghan’s “woke” “mouthpiece”, Omid Scobey, who is the Royal Editor for Harper’s Bazaar, and “Sussex-friendly” journalist Carolyn Durand, who covers The Royals for Elle, will likely be given the job of explaining why you should care. Sorry about it tabloids, you should have been nicer when you had the chance!
Additionally, People reports that Harry’s first post-Sussexodus project has been officially launched. If you thought Archwell was the most ridiculous name for a charitable endeavor they could have possibly come up with, then you need to get your HeadFIT. This one is worse.