Category: Britney Spears
Britney Spears And Her Mom Lynne Spears Are Having It Out On Instagram Over Unreturned Text Messages From 2019
Due to the outrageous circumstances that led to America’s biggest pop star being locked away, against her will, at the peak of her career, under a sketchy ass conservatorship that lasted over a decade, what happens next in Britney Spears’ life and career is anybody’s guess. So far, it’s been a mixed bag of blessings and bullshit. She’s free, yippee! She’s beefing with her family on Instagram, yikes. She’s married, yippee! (But also *eyeballs emoji*). But what’s Not That Jason Alexander doing there, yikes! This week’s “Yippee!” is that Britney had a secret rendezvous with Sir Elton John at a studio where they laid down a full duet of Tiny Dancer, which Page Six reports will be released by Universal sometime next month. The single will be Britney’s first since 2016’s Slumber Party. That’s the unequivocally good news. Unfortunately, this week’s “Yikes” involves more public family feudin’ on Instagram with Britney’s mom Lynne Spears in the hot seat this time. Again.
Britney Spears Delivers An Acoustic Version Of “…Baby One More Time” On Instagram
A few days ago, Team Brit Brit got a win when a judge ordered that her father and ex-conservator, Jamie Spears, must answer to the allegations of thievery and spying against him during a deposition after he was dodging that shit like it was a pot of Velveeta-free grits. Britney Spears may have been in a mood to celebrate because she took to the Instagram stage to yodel out an acapella version of her biggest hit …Baby One More Time. While listening to it, my ears searched everywhere for a hint of auto-tune and found nothing. Brit Brit’s voice is barebacking it! And somewhere, auto-tune is lying in a puddle of sadness on the floor while texting T-Pain and will.i.am with, “U still love me, right?”
A Judge Decided That Jamie Spears Must Sit For A Deposition With Britney’s Lawyer
While Britney Spears has been free of her conservatorship for the better part of a year and was even able to make her dream wedding to Sam Asghari happen despite her rank fart of an ex-husband, Jason Alexander trying (and failing) to wreck the whole thing, there’s still one sloppy fly with a thick, Louisiana drawl stuck in the proverbial ointment who just won’t LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE: her dad, Jamie Spears. Last month in his never-ending quest to take the crown for “Worst Father Ever,” Jamie Spears was still bobbin’ and weavin’ away from being deposed by Britney’s trusty lawyer, Mathew Rosengart, while simultaneously insisting to Britney “nah, yew first!” While the judge in the case finally ruled yesterday that Jamie will have to take a seat and start talking, he’s holding off until the end of the month before deciding if Britney will have to sit for a deposition as well.
Jamie Spears Denies Bugging Britney Spears’ Room But Is Suspiciously Silent On Claims He Spied On Her Phone Calls
Now that Britney Spears is a free-ass woman and can do what she wants including marrying Sam Asghari, with a star-studded wedding, it’s time for her to get legal revenge on those she says did her wrong during her 13-year conservatorship. Namely, Jamie Spears, Britney’s father who she believes belongs in prison. Daddy Spears was accused in the Controlling Britney Spears documentary of bugging Britney’s room and tapping her phone to keep an eye on her. But he’s now responded to the allegations in a court filing and he vehemently denies spying on her….. in her bedroom. But noticeably he did not deny other allegations including spying on her phone calls and internet history. The man was checking her internet history–can you imagine?! Every time she Googled: “Stream Dolittle free” he knew!
A Judge Ordered Britney Spears’ Wedding Crashing Ex-Husband Jason Alexander To Stay In Jail Until His Next Hearing
Britney Spears got married to Sam Asghari earlier this month, blessing us all with the wedding of the year? Summer? Maybe just June 9th? And although the wedding itself seemed pretty tame by celeb standards, there were chaotic events both in the lead-up to it and family drama aplenty after the fact. In case you aren’t caught up, one of the most notable pre-wedding events was Britney’s ex-husband of 55 hours, Jason Alexander, showing up armed with a boxcutter and Instagram Live-streaming himself entering her house without permission and eventually being apprehended by the police. Britney got a 3-year restraining order issued against him pretty much as soon as the last guest left the reception (my money is on Madonna, she looks like she likes to get wedding-sloppy and then have to be peeled off of the floor at the end of the night). On Monday, Jason had a preliminary hearing to answer to the charges and the judge ruled that he’ll be staying in the slammer for now.
Daddy Spears, Who Has Reportedly Been Dodging A Deposition, Wants Britney Spears To Sit Down For A Deposition
On this Father’s Day, there are a few things that are certain, like many of your Facebook friends posting retro thirst traps of their dads looking retro DILF-ey in the 70s and 80s. It’s also certain that Britney Spears didn’t sweetly grace her father’s ears with the words Happy Father’s Day. Well, unless she substituted “Happy” for “eat,” “Father’s” for “shit,” and “Day” for “asshole.” Because as we know, Brit Brit is estranged from most of her immediate family over their role in her 13-year conservatorship, and at the top of that familial shit list is her father Jamie Spears who she’s currently involved in a legal tussle with. Britney’s lawyer, Mathew Rosengart, claimed last month that Daddy Spears was “running and hiding” from his deposition where he’d have to answer to the claims that he pulled some shady shit while running his daughter’s conservatorship. And now Daddy Spears has become Bratty Spears, because he’s basically said to his daughter, “You go first.” Daddy Spears’ lawyers will schedule a date for his depo as soon as Britney Spears agrees to be deposed too.