Category: Fishy
Open Post: Hosted By The Pokemon-Playing Fish Who Committed Credit Card Fraud
Typically, when we think of thieves, we picture characters like Jasper and Horace from Disney’s animated feature 101 Dalmatians or Harry and Marv from Home Alones 1 & 2. Basically, a small, stocky guy who’s sketchy or a tall, lanky guy with ill intentions. However, sometimes the most devious and effective thieves come in a form you would never expect. For instance, a fish. Yep, if a trout had the chance, it would rob you and everyone you cared about! That’s what happened to a YouTuber recently when he discovered that his adorable pet fish were actually scam artists capable of committing credit card fraud!
Open Post: Hosted By The Time That Dame Judi Dench Gave Her Goldfish Life-Saving Mouth-To-Mouth CPR
Nothing like a weekend story about 85-year-old acting legend, Dame Judi Dench, putting her lips on a big, floppy…fish, and blowing it back to life. There’s a joke in there that I’m just not going to touch (unlike Judi, who would not only touch it but probably slobber all over it!).
Open Post: Hosted By The Lonely Eels You Can FaceTime With
With all of the hurt and devastation being felt around the world right now, it is easy to forget about how these troubling times are being felt by some of God’s simpler creatures. No, not Paris Hilton! I’m talking about eels! One aquarium in Japan has actually been taking notice of its resident eels and noticing that, because of the coronavirus and its effect on audience attendance, the poor things are beginning to forget that humans exist. I mean, would that be the worst thing ever?
Open Post: Hosted By Laura Dern’s Gone But Not Forgotten 14-Year-Old Goldfish
Laura Dern had a banner year. She won an Oscar, starred in a few critically acclaimed movies, and gifted us with more iconic Renata Klein one liners on Big Little Lies. But success, money, and glamour mean nothing when you lose what matters most: your 14-year-old white goldfish.
A Fish Almost Cost Bethenny Frankel Her Life Again
Bethenny Frankel has had yet another terrifying fish related near-death experience. Last month she almost died when she ate some soup that triggered a fish allergy, and had to be revived at the hands of a handsome man with an epipen. Now, according to Bethenny, neither water nor air are safe spaces anymore. This week, Bethenny boarded an airplane and was dismayed to find out that they were serving fish even though she had called ahead multiple times to make sure they wouldn’t be. Sadly, the flight had already taken off by the time her objections were registered with the crew, and the pilot decided to turn the plane around. Apparently, this was very embarrassing for Bethenny. So embarrassing she had to tell everybody about it on Twitter!
The Strange Tale Of The Drag Queen And The Possibly Dead Uber Driver
Season 8 RuPaul’s Drag Race contestant Robbie Turner, whose actual name is Jeremy Baird, might be the fishiest queen in Drag Race herstory. And that’s not because Robbie’s tuck is sublime, it’s because a story Robbie posted on Twitter and Facebook about getting into a fatal accident while riding in an Uber, sounds fishy as fuck.