Alert, alert! Halle Berry is in a romantic relationship with a human who possesses legs and feet! This classified intelligence leaked yesterday when Halle posted a revealing picture to Instagram. The photo shows her and the leg-foot-person canoodling in what appears to be a bed. In the caption, she writes, “Waking up Vegas!”, and thanks everyone for making her birthday so special. Halle turned 54 and she’s still as bangin’ as when she played Miss Sharon Stone in The Flinstones! Sigh. Life’s not fair to anybody except rich celebs.
Here’s the post:
So, it’s clearly a he, because those silhouetted feet are unmistakably male. Big, club-like, with that extra toe joint all dads seem to have. Also, last month, Halle posted a similar picture, in which the mystery person’s legs were covered in sexy, sexy fur:
So? Who is he? From the evidence above, he likes Vegas and vegging out on Sundays. So probably not a priest. Also, the human legs suggests he’s not a centaur. Aaaand that’s all I got.
The last guy Halle was connected to was musician Alex Da Kid in 2017. She broke up with him at the end of that year, allegedly because he was too young (35 at the time) and his communication skills sucked. Halle’s split with Oliver Martinez was way back in 2016. Back in April she hopped on an Instagram Live with friend Lena Waithe and explained the reason she’s been single so long is because she’s focusing on her two kids, 6-year-old Maceo (son of Oliver) and 12-year-old Nahla (daughter of Gabriel Aubry) (via People):
“I’ve learned a lot being with my children. They are the best company for me right now, and when I divorced Maceo’s dad I’ve been pretty alone by myself going on three years now,” Berry told Waithe. “Decidedly so, for sure.”
Berry continued, “I have decided to take time. I’m very much a relationship-oriented person, I always want to be with someone. But I decided, no I’m going to slow my roll, I’m going to take a minute and I’m going to spent time with me.”
She added, “And it’s been so great that I think I might stay like this!”
Welp, it was only a couple months later that Halle was playing footsies with her mystery man, so I guess she got sick of all that “great” me-time. “Uh, join the club!”, replied every single person on Earth after this pandemic.