Open Post: Hosted By Dolly Parton Letting Playboy Know That She’s Ready To Grace Their Cover With Her Beauty Again
Thank your lucky stars, because you’re smack dab in the middle of a Dolly Parton Renaissance. The last few months Dolly’s been out there hustling her new wig line, her 50th anniversary celebration at the Grand Ole Opry, her Netflix series Heartstrings, and her lifestyle brand. She also set the internet aflame with that dumb LinkedIn/Facebook/Instagram/Tinder thing all your aunts did, AKA the Dolly Parton challenge.
Recently, while promoting her new A&E documentary on 60 Minutes: Australia, she shared the happy news that she’ll never retire, and, in fact, would love to pose for Playboy again.
“I don’t plan to retire. I just turned 74 and I plan to be on the cover of Playboy Magazine again,” she said. “See I did Playboy Magazine years ago and I thought it’d be such a hoot if they’ll go for it — I don’t know if they will — if I could be on the cover again when I’m 75.”
When asked if she would recreate the original cover with the same outfit, the “Jolene” singer replied, “Maybe!”
“I could probably use it,” she said, jokingly adding, “Boobs are still the same.”
And here’s video evidence if you think this announcement is too good to be true:
— 60 Minutes Australia (@60Mins) March 8, 2020
Dolly was the first country star to grace the cover of Playboy. She posed in 1978, when she was 32, and wore the classic bunny outfit and ears. And 42 whole years later, she still looks great! Dolly explained her beauty secrets later in the interview. SPOILER ALERT: It ain’t just moisturizer and positive thinking:
“I’ve had about all the nips and tucks I can have,” she said of the procedures she’s had. “The good part with me though, I have my own look. I look kind of cartoonish and cartoons don’t really age that much.”
Parton added, “Even when I’m 90, I’ll still probably look about the same way. Just thicker make-up and bigger hair.”
To butcher a classic Dolly Parton quote, “It takes a lot of money to look this cheap!” Dolly is 45 years older than me and about 12 times hotter (I used science to get that number), so I say, go right ahead and pose for Playboy, hun. I’ll be the first one in line to Google Image that shit.
And yes, if you were wondering, I did write this entire post in a terrible, folksy Southern accent. Yeee haw, y’all!
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