Gwyneth Paltrow Compared The Bedroom Skills Of Her Exes Ben Affleck And Brad Pitt

May 3, 2023 / Posted by:

Guess what? Gwyneth Paltrow is back again to talk about her sex life. And this latest tale in the Adventures of Goopy’s Cooch comes from her time in the throes of passion with two former lovers, Brad Pitt, and Ben Affleck. In a recent interview during the Call Her Daddy podcast, host Alex Cooper did some real investigative journalism by asking about two of Gwyneth’s most famous former flames. And Gwyneth probably rushed home afterward, cautiously lit some coochie candles, and ramped the speed up to “YESSSSSSSS!on her expensive vibrators. 

HuffPo reports Alex was feeling extra spicy with her questions about Gwyneth’s love life, and I can honestly say she’s probably the only person on the planet who ever wanted to know this information. However, since good ol’ Goopy would never turn down an opportunity to talk about herself, she happily obliged. Alex introduced Gwyneth to a game she created titled “Brad or Ben” to which Gwyneth immediately responded, “BRAD!

Paltrow said Pitt was more romantic and had a better fashion sense. Affleck was more likely to make her laugh, but was also prone to argue. Neither, she said, was “very vain” or “high maintenance.”

“I’m not attracted to guys who are like looking in the mirror the whole time,” said Paltrow. “You need a little scruff. Although Ben did have, like, a mirror face that he would throw at the mirror.”

Both, she added, were “good kissers.”

This would explain why Ben and JLo are such a perfect match for each other because she has never met a mirror she didn’t like. Alex Cooper then decided to ask who was better in bed. Gwynnie revealed that they both made her nipples dance with their supreme lovemaking skills but that Ben was “technically excellent.”

Then Cooper asked who was better in bed.

“That is really hard,” Paltrow answered. “Because Brad was the sort of like, major chemistry love-of-your-live kind of like — at the time, you know. And then, like, Ben was like technically excellent. I can’t believe my daughter’s listening to this. Am I blushing?”

“Holy fuck,” replied Cooper, laughing. “God bless J.Lo and everything she’s getting over there.”

Paltrow recalled her “major love at first sight” with Pitt while working on David Fincher’s “Seven” in 1994. They broke things off after three years and an engagement, which Paltrow said “was the right thing to do.”

“He’s a great guy,” Paltrow said. “He’s wonderful, I really like him a lot.”

All right now, Gwynnie, don’t let out too many of your and Ben’s boudoir secrets because you might make JLo jealous. But although Gwyneth gave Ben’s technical skills five stars on Yelp, she killed him off during a game of Fuck, Marry, Kill between him, Brad, and her ex-husband Chris Martin. via Yahoo!:

Cooper then proposed a game of “Fuck, Marry, Kill” in which Paltrow had to choose between her three exes: Pitt, Affleck, and Martin. She ultimately said that she would choose to sleep with Pitt again, and would “remarry” Martin, adding wryly: “Ben, yeah, God bless him.”

Meanwhile, Gwyneth’s other ex Luke Wilson was probably breathing a sigh of relief that he wasn’t dragged into Gwyneth’s walk down sex memory lane.

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