Category: Billy Bob Thornton
Machine Gun Kelly Revealed He Wears Megan Fox’s Blood Around His Neck
Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly. They’ve been together since last spring after Megan dumped husband 47-year-old fuckboyman Brian Austin Green. A few weeks ago Megan was spotted wearing a big ol’ ring, sparking engagement rumors. But naw, she insisted it was just a “Fuck You” ring (in the vein of Lilo’s 2010 nails). But now another piece of jewelry is making headlines: MGK’s necklace, which contains Megan’s blood. Aaaand cue the Billy Bob Thornton/Angelina Jolie comparisons…
The Latest Evidence Presented In Johnny Depp’s Libel Suit Against The Sun Is A Mess
Semen and pussy juice are the only bodily fluids left standing that haven’t been explicitly discussed in open court in the never-ending legal drama between Johnny Depp (seen above, I think, in a courtroom sketch), Amber Heard and The Sun. But they are implied. In day two of the libel trial of Johnny vs The Sun, the moon, and everything in between, photographic evidence was given alleging that Johnny’s breakfast of choice includes a pint glass full of whiskey, four lines of cocaine snorted with a tampon applicator and a Keith Richards CD, which is why Keith is trending today on Twitter. It was also alleged that Johnny once scrawled “I love you” in blood from his severed finger on a mirror and that he once hit Amber for making fun of his Wino Forever tattoo. And, according to Page Six, Johnny admitted to calling Amber “a go-getter slut and a whore,” because he was convinced she was having an affair with James Franco, who Johnny says Amber once called “creepy and rapey.” However, he has so far adamantly denied he committed any of the 14 instances of physical assault presented by the defense (via Page Six). Hey, at least there was no talk of human feces on the docket this time!
Billy Bob Thornton Says Wearing Angelina Jolie’s Blood Around His Neck Wasn’t THAT Weird
Back in the day when everyone wondering “What Sex And The City character are you??” and when Brad Pitt was still doting on Jennifer Aniston, the only interesting thing that ever really happened at awards shows was when Joan Rivers (RIP) was allowed to tell actresses what she really thought of their stupid black dress and when Angelina Jolie arrived with a vial of Billy Bob Thornton’s Arkansas alligator blood around her neck. Billy Bob’s now talking about their short-lived marriage, saying the weird shit you heard about was blown out of proportion. Continue reading
Billy Bob Thornton Would Love To Do A Movie With Brad Pitt
Sexy human cigarette (don’t judge me) Billy Bob Thornton recently reminded everyone that he’s still friendly with Angelina Jolie. He also moistened her ego a bit by saying he never felt “good enough” for her because she was such a saint. I figured that was Billy Bob’s way of dropping hints that he’s on Team Angelina in the dramatic divorce to end all dramatic celebrity divorces. But it sounds like that’s not the case at all.
Billy Bob Thornton Says He Never Felt “Good Enough” For Angelina Jolie
There was once a time, a beautiful, magical, messy time when Angelina Jolie wasn’t the halo-wearing saint of the people. It was the early 2000s, and Angelina was a brother-kissing, blood-vial-wearing ball of crazy who was married to Billy Bob Thornton. Angelina and Billy Bob were a match made in horny mess heaven who rolled up on a red carpet with the fresh stink of limo sex on them. But as perfect as they seemed to be, they weren’t. Billy Bob recently confessed to GQ that it didn’t work out between he and Angelina because he wasn’t the fancy gentleman she needed.
Melissa Etheridge Is Firmly On Team Brad
Before Brad Pitt became one half of the holiest couples since Jan Crouch and Krylon clear acrylic spray (only beauty amateurs use hairspray), he was good friends with Melissa Etheridge and as every Brangelina/Aniston historian knows, she sang at his wedding to Jennifer Aniston. When Brad got with Angelina Jolie, the power of Brangelina broke up a lot of his friendships including the one he had with Melissa. Melissa and Brad haven’t seen each other in 10 years, but that has never kept her from spitting out her thoughts about Devilina Holie! And yesterday, Melissa gave her thoughts on the fall of Brangelina during a talk with Andy Cohen on his SiriusXM show. The next time Melissa walks by a church’s stained glass window with a saint in it, she shouldn’t be surprised when that saint side-eyes and hisses at her, because she dragged St. Angie a bit.