Megan Fox And Machine Gun Kelly Kissed In Front Of Paps After Brian Austin Green And Courtney Stodden’s Lunch Date

June 16, 2020 / Posted by:

Everything about yesterday screamed “ordinary Monday in 2020 ft. the horrifying pandemic/police brutality/Trump headlines we’ve become so tragically accustomed to”. But then, God graciously decided to throw us dummies a bone, sprinkling some magic stardust onto our earthly plain. The result was paparazzi photos of recently separated Brian Austin Green and Courtney Stodden out on a lunch date.

But our dream-come-true is Megan Fox’s waking nightmare. She immediately turned on her “spite” switch, called the paps (I wonder if she uses Rodrigo), and went into town to publicly smooch rumored rebound Machine Gun Kelly. Pay attention, BAG! If 25-year-old Courtney even thinks about playing step-mom to your kids, they’ll be calling MGK “Daddy” by end of summer!

34-year-old Megan and this 30-year-old Machine Gun fellow (real name: Colson Baker) were spotted leaving an L.A. bar, sans mask. They held hands on the way back to his convertible, then made out with the top down, for all the world to see. Here are the pics:

They met on a film set in March. Later Megan appeared in MGK’s music video for Bloody Valentine. Last month BAG, the oldest of all these fools at age 46, said he thought the two were just friends. I guess that was just wishful thinking. Like when a guy doesn’t text me back, and I say, “Oh, I think he’s playing it cool”, and then never hear from him again.

Up until now, Megan and BAG’s separation has seemed pretty amicable. I mean, after years of on-and-off, they obviously have separating down to an exact science. Maybe this whole Courtney/MGK/pap thing is their way of getting each other jealous and horny. Is it just foreplay before an inevitable reunion? I don’t kink-shame, but I hope Courtney knows what she’s signed up for. She’s been through enough!

Pic: YouTube

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