Andy Cohen Says He Won’t Be Drinking While Hosting CNN’s New Year’s Coverage
Another update to CNN-NYE Sobergate ’23! Last year, Andy Cohen got all kinds of wasted on CNN’s New Year’s Eve broadcast. Rather than blame Andy, the network decided to blame booze. Last month, Variety reported that CNN expected their hosts and correspondents to scale back on the drinking. Andy responded to Variety’s report on Watch What Happens Live! with this proclamation: “Anderson and I are going to party harder than we have ever partied before on New Year’s Eve!” Then, yesterday, Rolling Stone published an interview with Andy (recorded last month), where he doubled down on his party plans. He claimed he and co-host Anderson Cooper would be “partying responsibly.” Unfortunately, in the weeks since, Andy has changed his tune. Today he told Page Six that he will not be drinking on New Year’s Eve. This isn’t to say there aren’t other substances Andy can use to get in the mood…
Ben Affleck Says He’d Probably Still Be Drinking If He Never Split From Jennifer Garner
I can personally think of better holiday gifts Ben Affleck could give his ex-wife, like a new blender or maybe even a nice new couch (as you’ll understand in a moment). But Ben Affleck decided to give Jennifer Garner the gift of a public story about how his current sobriety would be but a dream, should he have never gotten divorced from her.
Selena Gomez Snaps At A Commenter Who Thinks She Shouldn’t Drink Alcohol After Getting A Kidney Transplant
29-year-old Selena Gomez got a kidney transplant from friend, Francia Raisa, back in 2017 as part of her long-term battle with Lupus, and for some reason, people loved to joke about it. It’s been some time since her surgery and she’s fully recovered, but that didn’t stop one troll in her TikTok comments section from telling her how much alcohol she’s medically allowed to drink. How about you save that energy for Andy Dick because I think Selena’s doing all right in comparison.
Gwyneth Paltrow Says She’s Pretty Much Quit Alcohol After Overdoing It During The Pandemic
In the image above, Gwyneth Paltrow is sipping on juice, but not the kind that can be accompanied by a healthy splash of gin. And that would be because Gwyneth Paltrow’s liver is getting a much-needed break after she spent several months boozing during the pandemic. Gwyneth recently admitted that she’s her own version of California Sober, which is to say she’s a woman who lives in California, who isn’t chugging good-time juice nearly as much as she once was.
Megan Fox Stopped Drinking Because Of A Belligerent Red Carpet Moment At The 2009 Golden Globes
There may be something to Megan Fox believing that she’s going to be the one to uncover a sasquatch or the Ark of the Covenant because homegirl actually seems to have some sense. Megan and her boyfriend Machine Gun Kelly did not attend the Los Angeles premiere of their latest cinematic oeuvre, Midnight In The Switchgrass. The resurgence of COVID-19 has prompted more restrictions in California and Megan and MGK decided it was too risky. (Although, it’s rumored they blew off the premiere because the movie is shit.) But if Megan did go to the premiere, she would’ve kept it booze-free since she revealed in a recent interview that she quit drinking after a 2009 red carpet for the Golden Globes where she got a little too turnt in an interview with Giuliana Rancic. I’m sure it was also somehow Giuliana’s fault.
Open Post: Hosted By Fireball Holiday Nog
Fireball Whisky has a new product for people to consume during the coming Holiday season which will no doubt be fraught with emotions over the plethora of 2020’s fuckery. Although there’s a catch, it doesn’t have whisky in it! That cruel fuck 2020 would offer up some Fireball nog without a drop of booze in it.