Category: Booze

Cameron Diaz’s Wine Hasn’t Exactly Gotten The Best Reviews

August 27, 2020 / Posted by:

So I guess you could say, Cameron Diaz’s wine line is the Sex Tape of wine? Possibly! According to some people who have tried Cameron’s new wine, Avaline, the experience was a lot like paying to see Sex Tape. Your wallet will be lighter, and you’ll come out of it saying, “Wow, okay – so that wasn’t very good at all. Cameron, how could you do me like that?

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Open Post: Hosted By The Booze Windows Of Tuscany

August 9, 2020 / Posted by:

As you know, Italy was hit hard by COVID-19 this summer. But fortunately, things seem to be slowly getting back to normal. And the proof is in the wine windows reopening throughout the north of the country, around the hardest hit areas. Today, people can grab a glass of vino on the go without interacting and while maintaining physical distance –– frankly, anything that gets me my booze quick and easy, I’m here for.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Hallmark Channel’s New Christmas-Themed Wine Collection

July 14, 2020 / Posted by:

When I mention Christmas, what do you think of first? If you replied “Shitty holiday rom coms and copious amounts of alcohol to drown out my stupid family’s near-constant bickering”, then I’ve got some great news for you. The Hallmark Channel has announced a new Christmas-themed wine collection, designed as perfect pairings with all the quality cinema Hallmark churns out every year.

So far this “collection” consists of just two vintage wines, which, according to Us Weekly, “will undoubtedly put you in a festive mood from the first sip.” It fucking better, Us Weekly, or I’ll see your ass in court. To quote Jessica Mulroney, “Liable”. Continue reading

Daniel Radcliffe Says Playing Harry Potter Turned Him Into An Alcoholic

March 16, 2020 / Posted by:

Ten years ago, Daniel Radcliffe said “Evanesco!” (it’s the vanishing spell) to alcohol forever and committed to the sober life. Big choice to make at age 20, when most people are boozing like every weekend is St. Patrick’s Day. Daniel, who does NOT have coronavirus, opened up about his issues in a BBC Radio 4 interview. He once again said that playing Harry Potter was the main reason he became an alcoholic.

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