Category: Pepinogate
Amy Schumer Goes After Hilaria Baldwin In Her New Stand Up Special
Amy Schumer has a new stand-up special on Netflix called Emergency Contact, and- STOP! Before you click away, this is a Hilaria Baldwin post! Phew. Alright, where was I? So, Amy has a new special, and, according to USA Today, she goes after Hilaria and Alec Baldwin. Amy jokes about #Pepinogate, the Rust shooting, and calls Hilaria a “sociopath.” Now, now, Amy, it’s not very nice to diagnose people you don’t know. Unless you met them one time backstage at SNL. You did? Great, then diagnose away! Continue reading
Hilaria Baldwin Says That She And Alec Baldwin Are Probably Done Having Babies, But “Time Will Tell”
Hilaria Baldwin has a new podcast since her last one went so well. Hilaria’s new podcast will focus on “sisterhood in pop culture.” And since that topic isn’t interesting in the least or believable coming from her, she decided that stoking speculation that she and Alec will maybe keep the bebé train rolling by basically saying “never say never” would be the best way to go about promoting her new project–since she’s constructed her entire personality around being a womb on legs.
Alec Baldwin Joked That His Next Child Will Have An “All-American” Name
For Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Baldwin, “shame” is not a word that exists on its own. “No shame” is more their style. This means that, despite the legal and ethical mess surrounding the tragic Rust shooting, these two will do everything they can to maintain their bustling attention-whore lifestyle. On Wednesday night, 64-year-old Alex and 38-year-old Hilaria attended the New York Philharmonic Spring Gala, and a “Page Six spy” overheard Alec joking to a journalist that the upcoming Baldwinito #7 will be christened with an “all-American” name. How about something super-duper WASPy like… ohhh, I dunno, “Hillary Lynn Hayward-Thomas”? Continue reading
Hilaria Baldwin Says She’s Culturally “Fluid”
La Notoria HTB, that’s Hilaria Thomas Baldwin for you mealy-mouthed uncultured North Americans, has come out as culturally “fluid” after having visited with her familia for the first time since the pandemic began. In a new Instagram post, Hilaria, who it must be said, was given the name “Hillary” by that very same family, says that what she took away from her visit is that “when you are multi, it can feel hard to belong” and that “we need to normalize the fact that we are all unique-our culture, languages, sexual orientations, religions, political beliefs are ALLOWED TO BE FLUID.” And I’m so glad she said it. Hilaria’s words have given me the strength to speak MY truth. I am multi. I contain Multis. I, Mieka, am a fluid Multi, who, given the right combination of alcohol and weed, speaks in a broad cockney accent. Blimey, I can’t believe I said that out loud! I feel so free.
Alec Baldwin Quit Twitter After Backlash Over His Tweet About Gillian Anderson’s Accent
Yesterday, seven-time father Alec Baldwin decided he wanted even more attention this week, and tweeted a link to a CNN story entitled “Gillian Anderson’s American accent throws some people off”. It was about how Gillian Anderson bounces between her British and American accents. For your information, Gillian was born in Chicago, but soon after her birth, her family moved to London, where they lived until she was 11 years old. After that, they moved back to America, but still spent their summers in London. I guess it was the “summers in Europe” part that triggered Alec, cuz he wrote: “Switching accents ? That sounds…fascinating,” referencing his faux-Spanish wife Hilaria Baldwin. Big surprise, tweeters and Gillian fans didn’t appreciate this comparison, and Alec’s replies were filled with people telling him to shut up and “LEAVE GILLIAN ALOOOONE!” In response Alec deactivated his Twitter account. And then posted a nearly ten-minute-long video on Instagram bitching about his “haters.” OK, sure.
Alec Baldwin Had Some Choice Words For People Who Commented About His New Baby On Instagram
I know it’s hard to believe, but Hilaria “Née Hillary” Baldwin spent an entire month off Instagram “listening” and “reflecting,” yet somehow still found time to procure an infant! Who says Spanish women can’t have it all? They really do have this whole work/life balance thing figured out. Yesterday we learned that Hilaria and Alec Baldwin welcomed a new baby into their family with an Instagram post. Hilaria captioned hers “7❤️.” Alec posted the same photo with the caption “Mi vita.” While Hilaria wisely kept the comments disabled on her post (likely the result of all that listening), Alec did no such thing. It’s open season in Alec’s comments, and understandably, people had some questions, and well, some comments. However, some of them strayed from Alec’s idea of what an ideal comment should be. Those commenting anything other than some variation of “congratulations” were told to go fuck themselves.