Page Six says that Madonna may have taken those antibodies out for more than just a drive. After claiming she tested positive for COVID-19 antibodies, Madonna got some shit for attending the 55th birthday party of her friend, photographer Steven Klein. Well, not only did Madonna go to a party when we’re all supposed to be practicing social distancing, but she also reportedly flew from the UK to New York for the event.
You may have seen your flight options restricted due to travel bans, but you aren’t a multi-millionaire pop star with access to private jets like Madonna! Page Six says that Madonna was quarantined in the UK and Steven’s birthday, complete with lots of guests and performers, was held in Bridgehampton, New York. The location was confirmed as Steven’s horse farm called the West Kill Farm. Cut to the horses constantly throwing nervous looks over living in a place with the word KILL in its name.
Page Six reached out to Madonna’s people to see what she had to say about catching an international flight during this pandemic. Reps for her never got back to Page Six for comment, though. But I mean, Madge is giving mixed messages when she posts shit like this:
I guess that message is for us simpleton peasants so we don’t infect her and her friends as they’re strolling to the next party.
One of the people who attended Steven’s bash was nightlife legend Susanne Bartsch who was also called out for not social distancing at the end of March when she threw a “small party” at her Chelsea Hotel apartment. So clearly Madonna and her rich friends just don’t give a single fuck and will party on their horse farms. Meanwhile those horses are like, “Get the fuck away from me you vectors of disease.”
Here’s Madonna practicing even more non-social-distancing by strolling through an abandoned warehouse or basement or parking garage with her whole team for something she calls “Met Gala Deconstructed”:
Quarantine is OVER…for the rich, I guess.