The FBI Says That The Gun In The “Rust” Shooting Could Not Have Gone Off By Itself And The Trigger Was Pulled
Well, the FBI should prepare for several voicemails from an extra ragey-voiced Alec Baldwin where he reams them a new one as Hilaria Baldwin spews out several Spanish curse words in the background (while reading off of a list of Spanish curse words she Googled just seconds before). Because according to ABC News, the FBI’s investigation into the Rust shooting has wrapped up and they’ve concluded that the gun that killed cinematographer Halyna Hutchins, and injured director Joel Souza, did not go off by itself and the trigger was pulled. This is despite Alec Baldwin claiming that he never ever pulled the trigger.
Open Post: Hosted By The $2600 Custom Coffee Table That Showed Up Sporting An Unintentional Dick In the Middle
When you take the risk of ordering a custom-made piece of furniture, there’s always the chance that you won’t know exactly what’s going to show up at your doorstep. When Ana Julieta Garcia, a Brazilian DJ and architect, ordered a coffee table made with enameled volcanic lava for one of her interior design clients’ homes, she hoped for a unique, one-of-a-kind statement piece; and that’s exactly what she got when it showed up featuring a giant, 3D-looking creaming DICK winking at her and standing at half-mast right from the center.
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The Country Goose Cookie Jar!
A couple of years ago, I gave the HSOTD tribute treatment to the iconic country geese drinking glasses from Libbey that seemed to be an important part of kitchens everywhere in the 80s and 90s. A new reader named Leena recently found that post while doing a Google search for Libbey country geese drinking glasses (because everybody should be searching for those priceless country jewels) and e-mailed me to ask if I remember the country goose cookie jar. I can barely remember what I ate for breakfast yesterday (but my bowels won’t forget since I had Dunkin’), but I definitely remember the country goose cookie jar. Because in many country goose-decorated kitchens of the 80s and 90s, the majestic country goose cookie jar was the Mona Lisa of the place.
HBO Max And Discovery+ Are Merging, And Warner Bros. Stands By “The Flash”
Whenever I go to a restaurant or store that I’ve loved and see the dreaded “under new management” sign, I just know that my favorite place is about to be ruined. Well, that’s what’s happening with HBO Max. When WarnerMedia merged with Discovery earlier this year, David Zaslav, who was the head bitch at Discovery, became the CEO of the whole thing. And he’s been changing things up and not always in a good way. That became more apparent this week when we learned that Warner Bros. shit-canned the Batgirl movie and the holiday sequel to Scoob!, despite the fact that both movies were pretty much done. And yesterday, it was officially announced that HBO Max and Discovery+ will merge into one streaming platform and will reportedly focus more on unscripted programs. On top of all that, David Zaslav said that The Flash movie is still a go, despite the fact that its star is an alleged grooming abuser who is on a world tour of terror. So good decisions all around. But I’m sure that there are some people clapping at these decisions and those people are the executives at Disney, Netflix, NBCUniversal, etc…
The-Dream Read Diane Warren On Twitter After She Threw Shade At Beyoncé’s Track “Alien Superstar” For Having 24 Writers
I knew as soon as Beyoncé released her seventh studio album Renaissance the Beyhive would be ready to fight for their queen if any blasphemy surfaced. Kelis gets the day off. Because today, blasphemy’s new name is Diane Warren, the prolific songwriter who has penned hits for everyone from Aaliyah to Aerosmith to Celine Dion. Diane has even worked with Beyoncé before on the song I Was Here. But to members of the Beyhive, and super producer The-Dream, she’s just some out-of-touch old lady who clearly doesn’t understand the songwriting process and decided to get the Hive going. Because the moment she questioned why one of Renaissance‘s tracks has 24 writers on it, The-Dream led the charge against Diane with a reminder that NO ONE can ever speak ill of Beyoncé during her current reign.
Open Post: Hosted By Tori Spelling Getting Her Expired Breast Implants Replaced On Her Streaming Show
Say “ta ta!” to Tori Spelling’s old tatas, cuz they are gone, baby, gone. 49-year-old Tori had been sporting the same pair of breast implants for over 20 years, and Us Weekly reports that this past February, she got them switched out for a new, updated set (now with 21st-century nipples!). And, because Tori can’t so much as fart without documenting it, her consultation was filmed for tonight’s episode of @Home With Tori. Only on… (checks notes) a free streaming platform called Vizio! Hopefully, the plastic surgeon gave Tori a (much needed) discount for all that free Vizio press. Win/win. Continue reading