Stacey Dash Posted A Tear-Filled Video After Just Learning That DMX Died A Year Ago
Someone needs to update Stacey Dash, on a FEW THINGS, but especially on celebrity deaths, it seems. Stacey (or at least they tell me that’s Stacey Dash in the screen shots above) was absolutely SHOCKED to learn that rapper DMX tragically died of an overdose a year ago at age 50. Stacey learned the news the way people learn most things nowadays, through TikTok, and she decided to make a whole video about how she didn’t know he died. The hashtag “RIP” on a DMX song sent Stacey into a tailspin and she posted a crying video on Instagram. I guess Stacey is just lucky she learned of DMX’s death from a TikTok and not when his hologram inevitably goes on tour–that would have taken her OUT!
Open Post: Hosted By The Southwest Pilot Who Threatened To Turn Back To The Gate If Passengers Didn’t Stop Airdropping Him Nudes
A recent viral TikTok shows a Southwest Airlines pilot giving his Mexico-bound flight a stern talking-to after some passengers AirDropped him nude pics before takeoff. How many people did this? Were the photos of the passengers themselves or random naked people found on Google? Was the pilot hot? We may never know the answers to these questions, but the situation was serious enough for the pilot to get on the PA system and threaten to go back to the gate and ruin his passengers’ vacation if they didn’t quit it. Sky-Daddy is pissed.
Open Post: Hosted By Oscar Mayer’s Cold Dog Popsicle
Tired of your regular rocky road? Do the triple tastes of Neapolitan no longer excite you? If the cause of your ennui is limited to ice cream flavors, then Oscar Mayer may have the remedy: the Cold Dog. Yes, all the flavor of a barbeque-grilled hot dog in one creamy stick. And they say American food is disgusting!
Open Post: Hosted By The Shoes Created With Defective Sex Toys
Normally whenever someone has successfully worn out their secret bedroom batons it becomes time to burn the evidence and never speak of them again. But have you ever wondered what happens to the defective sex toys that die virgins? Apparently, some of them get used for better purposes, like becoming comfortable footwear guaranteed to put a much-needed “Ahhhhh…” into every step you take. And if you need proof just ask David Teitelbaum and Chad Braverman, who are combining their respective companies into a line of footwear.
Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Hot Dog Straw!
Thomas Edison is considered one of the greatest inventors of all time and I know this for a fact because his name was the first one to pop up when I lazily Googled “Who is the greatest inventor of all time?” So it looks like Thomas Edison has been reincarnated into a Yankee fan. Because at last night’s Yankees vs. Mets game, a fan turned a regular hot dog into a hot dog straw. You know, humanity is responsible for many horrific things, but we’re also capable of producing immense beauty. See: the hot dog straw!
33-Year-Old Joe Jonas Is Hawking Injectables
Last month, Joe Jonas welcomed his second daughter with wife Sophie Turner. As we all know, babies are very expensive, even for a big-time celeb like Joe. And there’s only so many times the Jonas Brothers can reunite! So Joe decided to get a side-hustle for some extra cash. His new job? He’s promoting Xeomin, a Botox alternative that reduces fine lines and wrinkles. Yep, at the ripe old age of 33, Joe is hawking injectables.