She may be preparing for her turn as a good witch in her upcoming film, but honestly, the most “wicked” thing Ariana Grande ever did was inform us about how big Pete Davidson‘s dick is. None of us needed to know that Pete’s pistol tickled her insides until it reached her throat and caused her to sing to the Heavens. The bright side is that this information did wonders for Pete’s love life, even though he admitted Ariana was exaggerating just a bit. Now, tired of all the lies and propaganda surrounding his allegedly magical penis, Pete is finally setting the record straight to let everyone know exactly how much he’s got tucked away inside his tightie whities.
If you’re friends with Ed Sheeran, it seems like an unsolicited dick statue may be the new unsolicited dick pic. I’m just going to pretend that Ed’s chums got sick of opening his texts only to find his fiery bush and limp fuck parts, so it was time for him to start thinking outside of the box, which led to this brilliant idea: Ed is known among his friends and acquaintances for having big, hard dicks delivered right to their doorsteps, with Sam Smith being the proud new owner of one of the biggest schlong statues yet.
We live in such an overly sexualized era that even celebrities like Denise Richards and sex tape pioneer Tommy Lee have created OnlyFans pages. But since they’re famous they can do whatever they want. Unfortunately, this courtesy is not extended to everyone. And if you need proof look no further than former Spectrum NY1 weatherman Erick Adame, who has been going through his own personal Hell after nude photos he shared on an adult cam website were leaked, which lead to his ultimate termination.
Here’s a little nugget, or should I say big nugget, for your Hump Day. If you ever clocked Bill Hader’s sixhead and thought, “Yup, BDE,” then you were correct. That’s what his ex Rachel Bilson says anyway and she jokes (or was it a joke?!) that she still misses it. Although the two of them haven’t been a couple since the beginning of 2020, Rachel is still dickmatized and when asked if she misses Bill himself Rachel admits that Bill’s cool, but his bulging billy club is the real reason she cries salty tears into the wee hours of the morning.
Open Post: Hosted By The $2600 Custom Coffee Table That Showed Up Sporting An Unintentional Dick In the Middle
When you take the risk of ordering a custom-made piece of furniture, there’s always the chance that you won’t know exactly what’s going to show up at your doorstep. When Ana Julieta Garcia, a Brazilian DJ and architect, ordered a coffee table made with enameled volcanic lava for one of her interior design clients’ homes, she hoped for a unique, one-of-a-kind statement piece; and that’s exactly what she got when it showed up featuring a giant, 3D-looking creaming DICK winking at her and standing at half-mast right from the center.
Apparently a Winter Olympics is happening in Beijing, and on Saturday Russia’s Alexander Bolshunov won gold in the men’s 50km mass start cross-country skiing event. Except Alexander ain’t the one making headlines. Nope, that honor goes to Finnish skier Remi Lindholm, who captivated the world when he revealed that his penis froze during the race. Ahhh, NOW I have your attention!