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August 12, 2022 / Posted by:

The Trippin’ Bear!

Yesterday, a bear cub in Turkey probably thought she discovered sweet, sweet gold deliciousness when she came across a bunch of honey. The bear cub lapped up what she thought was just regular delicious honey but it turned out to be hallucinogenic honey that took her on a head trip she was not ready for. Case in point: Trippin’ Bear sitting in the back of a truck thinking to herself, “When is this scary ride going to end?!” Been there, Trippin’ Bear, been there.

The Guardian says that this all happened yesterday in the Yığılca district of Düzce, a province in northwestern Turkey. The bear cub needed some help from humans after she ate a bunch of honey and inadvertently became Yogi Bear at a rave. The honey she gobbled up is known as “mad honey” in Turkey. It’s to treat various ailments and a little bit of it will take you on a mild, calming ride.

Mad honey, or “deli bal” in Turkish, is produced in small quantities by beekeepers in the Kaçkar mountains above the Black Sea, the only place in the world other than the foothills of the Himalayas where indigenous species of rhododendrons produce a potent neurotoxin called grayanotoxin.

If bees feed on enough rhododendron nectar, the mud-red honey they produce has a sharp scent and bitter taste – and, for mammal consumers, a potential high.

A small spoonful eaten on its own or taken with hot water or boiled milk is enough to induce a mildly hallucinogenic or euphoric state.

It is normally taken before breakfast as a traditional treatment for hypertension, impotence and a number of other conditions.

But if you eat too much mad honey, it will fuck you up and may lead to barfing, diarrhea, fainting, seizures, and sometimes death. Thankfully, the bear cub didn’t go to heaven because of that mad honey but she did have to deal with a case of the dizzies and shortness of breath. Even though she’s going through it in this video, she’s working the hell out of that fur tank top:

Eventually, the bear passed out and was taken to the vet where she was treated. Officials named her Balkiz and will release her back into the wild soon. Here’s Balkiz doing an A++ impersonation of me when I did edibles for the first time:

And if Balkiz is hoping to live the rest of her life in peace without a reminder of her scary experience, she may want to stay away from that area for a bit. Because once Burners find out about this mad honey, the next Burning Man will be in Yığılca!

Pic: Twitter

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