Justin Bieber Has Retired From Taking Pictures With His Fans
Justin Bieber won’t take pictures with his crazed fans who paid a giant chunk of money to do so after his shows, so of course he’s going to stop taking pictures with them for free. The Biebs announced on Instagram today that he feels like an animal trapped in a zoo and he will no longer grace his fans’ iPhone cameras with his face. He is done. Meanwhile at the Bowmanville Zoo in Toronto, that poor tiger is lying in its cage and thinking to itself, “Stupid douche, now you know how my ass feels!”
Kristen Stewart Did Have Some Reluctance About Working With Creepy Ass Woody Allen, Okay?
Woody Allen’s Cafe Society starring a trio of UGHs, Kristen Stewart, Jesse Eisenberg and Blake NotSoLively is opening up the Cannes Film Festival tomorrow, so Variety talked to KStew about a whole bunch of crap. And yes, this interview, like most Kristen Stewart interviews, is very “conversation about deep stuff with an angsty Emo 9th grader who just huffed spray paint from a paper bag.”
Pamela Anderson Says That Being Married To Rick Salomon Made Her Look 20 Years Older
Pamela Anderson is an ageless all-natural beauty with a face that is completely immune to the laws of space and time. Take the picture above, for example. I don’t know how old that woman is, but it’s completely irrelevant. All that matters is that she looks like the kind of gorgeous expensive Persian cat that should be on packages of toilet paper and fancy cans of cat food. But according to Pamela Anderson, there was a time when she looked old, and it was when she was married to Rick Salomon.
Pammy spoke to W magazine to promote a short film called Connected, in which she plays a woman feeling insecure about aging. Pamela shot Connected shortly after she quit her messy marriage to Rick Salomon for the second time. Apparently being married to Rick Salomon really helped her get into character.
“I look back at pictures of myself when I was in this awful relationship, and I looked 20 years older. I know it sounds like a cliché, but happiness has a lot to do with beauty. Calm, peacefulness and not-constant stress are very, very important to feeling beautiful and confident. And that comes across whether you’re wearing makeup or not. I remember looking in the mirror during filming and saying, ‘Who is this person? How did I let myself get to this place?'”
I shudder to think that Pamela would ever believe she looked anything less than perfect, but she’s not exactly wrong about that whole “looking 20 years older” thing. Although it’s not really her fault. In almost every picture of Pam and Rick together, Rick is dressed like the 19-year-old manager of a E-Liquid store who got busted dealing fake Adderall and stealing vape pens. So of course Pam looks 20 years older by comparison.
Pic: Wenn.com
Open Post: Hosted By Second Time Daddy Ryan Gosling Struttin’ That Ass
A quick minute after everyone found out that there’s another human on earth who gets to call Ryan Gosling “daddy,” he sashayed into the Jimmy Kimmel Live! studio to promote The Nice Guys, a movie that feels like it’s from the early aughts. Ryan may or may not be using that leather bag to smuggle in one of his secret babies. You know how on the shush Ryan and Eva Mendes are.
But I’d like to shift your eyeballs from that weird-looking baby carrier to Ryan’s Docs. I am all for Ryan wearing Docs, but he’s wearing them wrong. Everyone knows (just go with me) that you are only supposed to wear Docs with torn up Guess jean shorty shorts, a No Fear tank top and Hypercolor socks. You know, I think picturing Ryan Gosling in Docs, torn up Guess jean shorty shorts, a No Fear tank top and Hypercolor socks just made me pregnant with one of his secret babies. Either that or the cheeseburger salad I had for lunch is starting to digest.
Sharon Osbourne Finally Speaks About Splitting Up With Ozzy
After taking yesterday off to throw some stuff in cardboard boxes and Yelp a couple moving companies, Sharon Osbourne returned to The Talk today. In case that huge glass of lemonade she was sipping on was too subtle, Sharon was ready to talk about her recent split from Ozzy Osbourne. Despite that very obvious reference to Beyonce, Sharon wouldn’t say anything about Michelle who does the good hair (aka Michelle Pugh, the hairdresser that Ozzy might have cheated on Sharon with). But she did admit that the rumors are true and that she’s no longer with Ozzy.
Sharon began by thanking everyone for reaching out to her during this crappy time in her life, and added that she feels “empowered” by the situation. Sharon then went on to confirm that she did kick Ozzy out of the house, but he came back, and now she’s out of the house because she needs time to think about it all. Eventually Darlene Conner chimed in and asked what makes this time so different from all the other times they’ve called it quits, and she answered:
“Because I’m 63 years of age, and I can’t keep living like this.”
As for what will happen with Sharon and Ozzy’s marriage, she says she doesn’t know if they’ll stay together or get divorced. A source tells People that as of right now, there are no plans to call up a divorce lawyer and fight over who gets custody of the dogs. Another source tells TMZ that it’s “undecided.”
You can watch Sharon’s entire “I Will Survive” moment here. Out of all the kind words that Sharon received from the ladies around that table, I think the nicest was Sheryl Underwood’s offer to take out her earrings, pull out the Vaseline, and roll up on Ozzy with her cousin. She was clearly joking, but it’s nice to know that Sharon has a ride or die bitch on her side in case a trick needs whooping.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYpL8D5CVk4
Pic: CBS
Another Reason To Love Prince: He Had The Kartrashians Banished From His “New Girl” Episode
Even though Jehovah’s Sexiest Witness is now up in heaven, knocking on the door’s of the angels, he continues to be the gift that keeps on giving. Not only is he continuing to give Maury more material since hundreds of people (including a mess who claims to be his sole heir) have come forward claiming to be related to him. But Prince continues to give us anecdotes that warm our ice cold souls.