That picture of Jenny Slate with Chris Evans was taken when they were both on Anna Faris’ podcast, and their glazed-over shiny eyes could be from the camera flash, but I’m going to choose to believe it’s from spending all day and all night humping their fuck parts off. As for why Anna Faris and Chris Pratt’s eyes are like that too, they have a 3 year old, so I’m guessing they were smoking crack all day to deal with a hyperactive screaming child.

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Ah, to be young and not fighting with each other on Twitter over possible lawsuits. Nicki Minaj and her ex-boyfriend Safaree Samuels haven’t been a thing for more almost two years, but they just can’t seem to quit each other. And not in the “secret hookups at a motel while Meek Mill is out of town” way either. It’s more like they can’t quit fighting with each other. Last year, Safaree farted on Nicki in a song about their 12-year relationship, to which Nicki responded by slapping at him repeatedly on Twitter. Well, they’re currently in the middle of another fight, and this time it’s all over an alleged lawsuit.

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Milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk,milk,milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, lemonade, ’round the corner fudge is made. – Cookiemonster

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This seems a little strange, dozen tit? – Mother Chucker

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Pete the Farting Wombat!

Even if you find yourself sprawled on a yacht in the Mediterranean where you’re being hand-fed delicious weed cookies and Strawberry Hill by a harem of naked hot pieces as Stacey Q performs a private concert for you, you’re still not living the life as much as Pete the Farting Wombat lived the life on the BBC Two last week. Pete the Farting Wombat instantly became an inspiration to many when that furry fart bag of charisma was on BBC Two’s Natural World. If anyone ever asks me what my goals are for the rest of my life, I’m going to show them this clip of Pete sitting on a hot Aussie’s lap while being fed sweet corn.

Pete is like Mama June, but without all that “pedo fucker” stuff and with more charm and manners. Now, I prefer eating corn on the cob the Michael Bublé way, but Pete the Farting Wombat also has the right idea. You attack that bitch with your mouth and go to war with it. You snap at that corn like every single kernel is talking shit about your entire family at once, and you only stop to rest and fart. Show us, Pete!

As the video above shows, grouchy ass Pete was sedated before being taken back to the wombat sanctuary. But before he left, he showed us his softer side by giving us a little wombat wink:

Okay, that wink isn’t totally soft, because I’m pretty sure it’s a “Bitch, you wish you were me” wink. And he’s right!

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Here’s Justin Timberlake promoting that Trolls movie in Berlin. I know that JT probably spent hours flat ironing the curls out of his locks, but sadly, that stunning soft-serve troll wig beat him in the hair beauty department – Lainey Gossip 

Some source tells Star that Emily RideAJetSki does everything she can to get her name out there more. Plot twist! Star’s source is probably Emily RideAJetSki who is doing everything she needs to do to get her name out there more – Celebitchy

Bella Hadid made the cover of Elle, because I’m guessing someone more relevant and glamorous like Angelyne, Shauna Sand or Phoebe Price backed out at the last minute – Drunken Stepfather

Eddie Cibrian’s ex and LeAnn Rimes’ ex are doing a reality show together – Reality Tea 

I’m not sure if Jennifer Lawrence’s dress looks like it came from Frederick’s or a Charlotte Russe circa 1994 – The Superficial 

In case you missed the fart that gave a riveting performance on Game of Thrones….  – OMG Blog

Hot piece Nyle DiMarco did a mostly silent dance on Dancing With The Not Really Stars But They’re The Only Ones Who Agreed To Do This Show – Towleroad

Some band you may not have ever heard of faked a leaked sex tape for publicity and now some people know about them. Mission accomplished? – Jezebel

Some trick you may have forgotten exists said something to get people to remember he exists. Mission accomplished? – Pajiba

This picture of  Charlotte McKinney is very “4th of July-themed gang bang porn,” and now I want to Google to find the rest of it – Hollywood Tuna  

What in Kim Kartrashian’s leftovers HELL is Gigi Hadid wearing? – Hollywood Tuna 

Chloe Grace Moretz is definitely dating Brookly Beckham, and she also definitely went through Contempo Casuals’ archives closet to find that top – Popsugar

Why do I keep watching these videos of Dr. Pimple Popper squeezing out some cyst cheese? – Someecards 

To think, Kim Kartrashian could’ve been the new Michael Baden – IDLYITW

I didn’t know that Robert Buckley from Lipstick Jungle also turned tricks on the side? – Just Jared

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