Justin Bieber Has Retired From Taking Pictures With His Fans

May 10, 2016 / Posted by:

Justin Bieber won’t take pictures with his crazed fans who paid a giant chunk of money to do so after his shows, so of course he’s going to stop taking pictures with them for free. The Biebs announced on Instagram today that he feels like an animal trapped in a zoo and he will no longer grace his fans’ iPhone cameras with his face. He is done. Meanwhile at the Bowmanville Zoo in Toronto, that poor tiger is lying in its cage and thinking to itself,Stupid douche, now you know how my ass feels!

The Biebs burped up this Amy Schumer-approved note to his fans:

A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on

Just hours before he threw that note up, Justin, who is in Boston for a show, was found wandering around barefoot by himself:


A photo posted by Windsor Dalton (@windsordalton) on

He also tried to make friends with a fellow woodland creature, a squirrel:

So, let’s see, Justin Bieber shaved his head, got a face tattoo, tried to pet a squirrel like he’s Snow White and put his bare feet on the sucio streets. Somebody put Daddy Spears on standby now. And I don’t even want to know who Justin Bieber’s Chris Crocker is.

Pic: Instagram

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