Pamela Anderson And Rick Salomon Are Officially Divorced For The Second Time

April 29, 2015 / Posted by:

TMZ says that earlier today, Pamela Anderson became Rick Salomon’s ex-wife for a second time. In a perfect world, I’d be reporting that Pamela was awarded $18 billion just for being a gorgeous living legend, but that didn’t happen. TMZ says Pamela walked away with $1 million. Rick on the other hand, left court knowing he wouldn’t have to pay back taxes on his $40 million Vegas poker winnings. Pammy was reportedly challenging his Nevada residency, but now she’s not.

Pam and Rick got married for a second time back in January 2014, and it didn’t take long for things to get messy. Pam first filed walking papers 6 months into their marriage, but she had a change of heart and they stuck it out for another 7 months. That’s when Rick and Pam really got into it: Rick accused Pam of “defrauding” him into a second marriage and kidnapping his daughter’s dog Bumblebee. Pam publicly hissed that he was bad at fucking and took out a restraining order. Shockingly, they were both self-aware enough to realize they were behaving like dramatic fools and released this joint statement:

“Public divorces can be harsh and cruel – we apologize to our families and friends for any hurt and embarrassment we have caused-we have come to an amicable agreement and are moving on.┬áThere are private and personal family sensitivities to consider and we retract any hurtful comments made in haste and distaste. We wish each other and our families well.”

Even though I knew this day was coming, I still couldn’t prepare myself for how sad it would be. When an ageless Canadian-American croissant and a trucker hat-wearing poker bro can’t make it work a second time, what hope do the rest of us have? Excuse me, I think I need a tissue.

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