Poor Wittle Justin Bieber Is Too Sad To Do $2,000 Meet-And-Greets Anymore
That little girl was probably so disappointed when she was told that she wasn’t hugging on a life-sized animatronic version of her favorite toy, a blond monchhichi, but something called a Justin Bieber.
Seen above looking like he’s in the middle of getting meth baby’s first haircut at Supercuts, Justin Bieber has dramatically announced that he just can’t go on with doing meet-and-greets after his shows anymore. Many pop tricks do a special and expensive ass meet-and-greet with fans before or after their shows, because they want that MONAY. And they know that some of their fans are insane enough to pay for that shit by secretly taking out a second mortgage on their parents’ house, selling contraband soda to little kids on the playground at school (Thanks [Michelle] Obama!) and/or smearing dirt on their faces to get coins while pretending to be a homeless orphan outside of Targets. The VIP package on the Justin’s “Purpose World Tour” cost fans either $900 or $2000. That $2000 package used to include a ticket to his show and a picture with him, but not anymore.
The world is filled with many crying toddlers today, because the Biebs has cancelled all of his remaining meet-and-greets. Norma Desmond Jr. put his hand on his head and melodramatically said that it kills his emotions to meet his super fans who paid thousands of dollars for a few seconds of his time. Justin Bieber posted that picture above and a note on Instagram. CAUTION: His note may cause you to stretch your eye rolling muscle until it almost snaps:
Love u guys.. I’m going to be canceling my meet and greets. I enjoy meeting such incredible people but I end up feeling so drained and filled with so much of other people’s spiritual energy that I end up so drained and unhappy.. Want to make people smile and happy but not at my expense and I always leave feeling mentally and emotionally exhausted to the point of depression .. The pressure of meeting people’s expectations of what I’m supposed to be is so much for me to handle and a lot on my shoulders. Never want to disappoint but I feel I would rather give you guys the show and my albums as promised. Can’t tell you how sorry I am, and wish it wasn’t so hard on me.. And I want to stay in the healthy mindset I’m in to give you the best show you have ever seen 😉
TMZ adds from a source that not only is Justin Bieber’s mental state in danger but so is his life! The source claims that during the meet-and-greets, some of the crazed Beliebers have pulled his hair, ripped his clothes and even one of them gave him the flu. Shit apparently got really serious on Monday night when a Defcon 5 crazy Belieber got within 10 feet of him. The fan is more insane than regular Beliebers so she’s been put on a “watch list.” When his security figured out who she was, they immediately kicked her out of that bitch. They also recommended that the Biebs shouldn’t do anymore meet-and-greets. As for the people who paid up to $2,000 to meet him, they have two options: get a full refund or take the alternative of a “VIP hangout” experience, where they get to sit in the same room with the Biebs and take a picture of him from afar. If they take the refund, they’ll lose their ticket to the show. There’s no partial refunds.
You know, Justin’s didn’t team didn’t have to cancel the meet-and-greets. What they should’ve done is throw an overused mop head on top of a tattooed Baby Alive talking doll and tell fans it’s Justin Bieber. His fans wouldn’t know the difference. In fact, Justin’s team would probably make even more money, because his fans would stick a $20 tip in the Baby Alive’s diaper band while saying, “You earned it, you’re more articulate and well-behaved than I thought you’d be, and you only pissed on me once!”
Pic: Instagram