Night Crumbs
We always hear people say, “Oh, so and so is way too damn old to run for political office and they should only be running for secretary of The Werther’s Original Club at Shady Pines,” but tell that to Gina Lollobrigida’s 95-year-old ass! If I was Gina, I’d spend my platinum years lounging by the pool as naked boy toys handfed me spoonfuls of Activia and kept the Metamcuil Mimosas coming, but that’s not what Gina wants to do. Gina is running for Senate in Italy as part of the Sovereign and Popular Italy Party (ISP), which is a new Euroseptic alliance. Gina says she’s running because she’s sick of politicians arguing without getting to a point. Well, if she wins, it’ll temporarily stop politicians from arguing because they’ll be too stunned to speak over 95-year-old Gina Lollobrigida getting voted into Senate – Entertainment Weekly
Meanwhile, at the premiere of Amazon Prime’s Lord of the Rings series, Michael B. Jordan looked like he just fell out of an International Male catalog circa 1989 and that IS the look – Lainey Gossip
The next time my doctor tries to shame me for my diet, I’m going to pull out this report from Tufts University that declares that ice cream is the most nutritious food product of them all (and yes, that’s how I’m choosing to read this shit) – Celebitchy
Oh, don’t mind that blubbering sound. It’s not a walrus wet farting. It’s just Alec Baldwin who is still going on about how he didn’t pull the trigger in the Rust shooting even after the feds declared that the trigger was pulled – Deadline
The first picture from the Hunger Games prequel, The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, was released. And I always knew that Coriolanus Snow was the Original Slim Shady – Pajiba
In case you forgot that the second season of Feud will take on Truman Capote and his socialite friends, it will and Tom Hollander, Calista Flockhart, and Diane Lane have joined the cast as Capote himself, Lee Radziwill, and Slim Keith – Variety
Tall drink of hotness Lee Pace confirms to GQ Hype that he got married to silver fox fashion executive Matthew Foley. So when you slobber over Lee Pace’s nipple knob in a sheer window on the cover of GQ Hype, just know that you’re slobbering over a married man, you morally deficient trollop!!!
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