Night Crumbs
Here’s the first look at Tim Burton’s Wednesday Addams series for Netflix starring Jenna Ortega as Wednesday, Catherine Zeta-Jones as Morticia, Luis Guzmán as Gomez, and Isaac Ordonez as Pugsley. It’s creepy and it’s kooky, mysterious and spooky, and I’m just talking about that flattened guinea pig on Luis’ head! Yes, I know that Luis is giving us comic strip Gomez, but still, that tragic rug on his head is a crime. There has to be an explanation for it. Maybe even the Addams Family has been hit by inflation in 2022, so Gomez has to make extra coins by moonlighting as a Betty Boop impersonator on the side and he never has time to change out his wig. That must be it. – Vanity Fair
A few months ago, we heard that Angelina Jolie may have anonymously filed a lawsuit against the FBI questioning why they closed an investigation into Brad Pitt’s alleged violent meltdown on that plane ride in 2016. That’s the private plane ride where a drunken Brad Pitt allegedly got physical with Maddox during a fight. Well, Angie is the one who anonymously filed the lawsuit. And in the lawsuit, it’s alleged that Brad also got violent with Angie on that plane ride including shaking her, cursing her out, and pouring a beer on her. The feds closed the case and never filed any charges, and Angie wants to know why – The Wrap
A$AP Rocky has been hit with more criminal charges for allegedly shooting at his former friend in November – Celebitchy
Tom Holland is taking a break from social media for the sake of his own mental health. Good for Tom, but I guess that now is not the best time for me to slide an invoice into Tom’s DMs for the time I wasted on watching Uncharted. I’ll send it to Marky Mark instead. He deserves it more – Lainey Gossip
Girls Scouts has announced a new cookie flavor (*prepares my insides for a sugar overload*) and it’s… a chocolate and raspberry cookie (*stops preparing my insides for a sugar overload since a chocolate and raspberry cookie is not for me*) – SOW
It only took nearly half a century but the Academy has finally apologized to Sacheen Littlefeather who was booed, heckled, mocked, and threatened when she turned down Marlon Brando’s Oscar for him in 1973 – Just Jared
Wolfgang Petersen, director of Das Boot, Outbreak, The Perfect Storm, Troy, In The Line Of Fire, and 80s masterpiece The NeverEnding Story, has died at 81 – Deadline
Behold, Sienna Miller in Patsy Stone drag for W Magazine’s TV Portfolio issue!
Melanie Lynskey, Sienna Miller, Nicholas Braun, Zazie Beetz and more stars dressed as their favorite TV characters in W Magazine’s TV Portfolio issuehttps://t.co/QT6mlvI7tK
— Tom and Lorenzo (@tomandlorenzo) August 16, 2022
Pic: Matthias Clamer/Vanity Fair