Open Post: Hosted By The Hot Pink Phallic Wall Lamp
Whoever coined the phrase ‘Sex Sells’ obviously had no idea that those words would become a call to action for furniture manufacturers all over the world to create something provocative, yet profitable. And one of those companies, London-based Monsby, is leaning into this spirit by creating a line of lamps that look like they should be hidden within someone’s sock drawer instead of plastered along their walls. And for the low, low price of $500.00 you too can own something that will make visitors wonder if you’ve got a little too disposable income by plastering illuminated dicks all over your domicile.
Brooklyn Beckham Has 70 Tattoos Dedicated To His Wife Of Five Months Nicola Peltz
As Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz continue to make their high society debut as Mr. & Mrs. Wifey Peltz Beckham, the pressure is mounting for Brooklyn to distinguish himself as an adult man with a distinct personality who knows his business and what he’s about. And since Nicola’s way ahead of him in this regard, he’s got a lot of catching up to do. Brooklyn has settled on Wife Guy for his personality and he’s gonna keep “chef” as his occupation. And what he’s all about is getting tattoos that prove both. As we’ve learned in his recent Variety interview, Brooklyn is a married, tattooed man who took his pandemic hobby of cooking and turned it into an empire. An empire so vast that at just 23, Brooklyn was able to purchase a $1.2 million McLaren P1 with the proceeds from just one poorly-edited 30 second cooking video that features a closeup of a pair of disambiguated hands risking it all by ripping apart a piece of fried fish as a volcano of hot grease comes gushing out, threatening to obliterate the word “married,” which Brooklyn recently got tattooed onto his hand. Brooklyn’s new ink is just one of 70 tattoos Brooklyn has on his body dedicated to his blushing bride. I mean, I’d be mortified too if I were her.
Jon Gosselin Claims That Kate Gosselin Stole $100,000 From Their Kids In 2019; Kate Says That She Was Just Borrowing It, But Still Hasn’t Paid It Back
It’s been well over a decade since the show Jon and Kate Plus 8 was on the air, and their twins and sextuplets are all grown, so I was sure that Kate Gosselin’s “combusted possum who wants to speak to the manager haircut” would fade out along with their time in the spotlight, but I still get stuck in the customer service line behind an exploding head who wants to burn the Wal-Mart to the fucking ground every now and then, and they continue to hate each other with such a fiery passion that a flickering ember on the Gosselin wick still burns. The Sun revealed that back in 2019, Jon Gosselin took Kate to court when he noticed that $100,000 was missing from the accounts of two of their 18-year-old sextuplets who defected from Kate to live with Jon: Hannah and Collin. The six who remained with Kate are the rest of the sextuplets: Aaden, Joel, Alexis, and Leah, and twins Mady and Cara (21). Kate admitted that she withdrew the funds, but was just borrowing the money “to survive.” However, she has yet to repay them, and it’s unclear if she took even more than that amount since the other six children (and their fat bank accounts) were under her care.
Brad Pitt’s Make It Right Foundation Will Pay $20.5 Million To The Owners Of Their Shitty Post-Katrina Houses
Brad Pitt must know that having one shitstorm at a time is the key to maintaining a semi-decent image. Earlier this week, the door to another big mess for Brad Pitt opened when the FBI report about his 2016 nightmare of a plane ride with Angelina Jolie was released. Well, the door to another one of Brad Pitt’s messes has closed. Brad’s Make It Right Foundation, which built houses in New Orleans for victims of Hurricane Katrina, has finally settled with the people of the Lower 9th Ward for $20.5 million.
Brandi Glanville Says She Isn’t Sorry For The Rage Texts She Sent To Her Teenage Son’s Ex-Girlfriend
Brandi Glanville simply can’t remain among the living if she isn’t getting some form of negative attention–exasperated eye-rolls and facepalming are to Brandi what clapping is to Tinkerbell. She used to have The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as her canvas, but since getting the boot from that show years ago and getting sued for saying that former Real Housewives of Miami’s Joanna Krupa, had reeky nethers, she’s had to find new ways to disappoint her public. According to Page Six, 49-year-old Brandi’s most recent stunt was to text 18-year-old Bella Bernhardt, the ex-girlfriend of one of her teenage sons, to stick her fifth nose into the logistics of their post-relationship interactions. And even though Brandi apologized and blamed being drunk and high at the end of that text flurry, she took to Twitter after Bella shared the texts on TikTok to let the world know that she actually isn’t sorry.
Tevin Campbell Reveals He’s Finally Embracing His Life As A Gay Man
When I was younger and used to see Tevin Campbell chasing that girl around in the ‘Can We Talk’ video I thought to myself “Nah Tevin, can WE talk?” because he always sent my Gaydar into overdrive. And as a black gay kid myself back then it would have been nice to know one of the biggest singers of the era was one of us, but alas the 90s were a different time where being gay was a huge taboo. Luckily, we live in a different time of representation and now Tevin is ready to slide the door of his glass closet open to let everyone know he’s embracing life as a gay man, although he’s been out to close family and friends for over twenty years.