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Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston made their Instagram debut in a totally natural and completely spontaneous picture alongside Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively, and one of Taylor’s childhood friends. I think it’s safe to say we’re all making the same face Ryan Reynolds is making in that picture above – Lainey Gossip

I’m sure Kris Jenner has konvinced Kylie that an F stands for “Fabulous Business” – Celebitchy

Here’s Bella Hadid serving up her signature face (come-to-life police sketch) in Harper’s Bazaar Australia  – Hollywood Tuna

The internet is not here for Colton Haynes’ new clothing line – Towleroad

John Cena’s 4th of July message was for everyone to love each other – The Superficial

It may look like Lindsay Lohan is trying drown her rich fiancé and collect on his life insurance policy in these pictures, but I’m pretty sure they’re just water rasslin’ – Drunken Stepfather

Honestly, being named “Fisto” alone should have put Fisto much higher up on this list  – Blastr

Megan Fox is still pregnant – Popoholic

How kind of Willow Smith to let the reason for why she’s famous accompany her to a fashion show – Popsugar

“LOL…no” – Shonda Rhimes to the 7,000 people who signed a petition to get Jesse Williams fired from Grey’s Anatomy – Just Jared

Kaley Cuoco is in internet trouble for Instagramming a picture of her dogs putting their dog butts on an American flag – Jezebel

Not a headline from The Onion: Fox & Friends thinks France tricked America and that Lady Liberty is actually a dude – OMG Blog

Since everyone famous was in a bikini for the 4th of July, here’s Amy Schumer in a bikini for the 4th of July – Huffington Post

Miles Teller in a cheetah-print Speedo looks like a male stripper from an agency called Doug’s Dicks 4 Less – Pajiba

Tori Spelling looks so different, The Deaner probably tried to hit on her. “Shhh, don’t tell my wife!” – SOW

One of Blake Lively’s nipples tried to sneak into one of Taylor Swift’s July 4th BFF group shots – (NSFW) The Nip Slip

I don’t know who Taner Sigirtmac is, but he’s giving me Baby Marcus Schenkenberg, and now I’m thinking about Marcus Schenkenberg in 2016 – Boy Culture

Bethenny Frankel has decided her daughter Bryn won’t be making any appearances on RHONY. Every other reality TV mom just demanded Bethenny’s Reality Fame Whore Card be revoked – Starcasm

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TMZ says that Michael Jackson’s ex-wife and Prince and Paris Jackson’s mommy Debbie Rowe has recently been diagnosed with breast cancer at 57. Sources say that Debbie will undergo surgery sometime in the next week, but that’s about all that’s known.

When TMZ first reported yesterday that Debbie was about to battle breast cancer, they said that Paris Jackson didn’t know and probably didn’t want to know about her mama’s medical situation. They claimed that after Michael died seven years ago, Paris got close with Debbie and that made things awkward with the Jacksons. About a year ago, Paris started going through some stuff, and eventually stopped talking to Debbie (something Debbie thinks the Jacksons were responsible for). Basically, things got messy, which isn’t exactly surprising when you’re talking about the Jacksons. TMZ says Debbie hadn’t spoken to Paris in over a year, and she was sad that she wouldn’t have her daughter by her side for emotional support while she went through her breast cancer fight.

However, today TMZ is taking an eraser to their original story and rubbing out that part about Paris deleting her mama from her life. Sources close to the Jacksons (probably Tito?) tell TMZ that shortly after Paris found out that Debbie had been diagnosed with breast cancer, she texted her mom “I love you.” The source sort of elaborates on what broke Paris and Debbie’s relationship; apparently Debbie had rules and Paris didn’t like that. The source goes on to say that Paris plans on getting together with Debbie after her surgery.

Whatever happened, I’m glad that it sounds like Paris and Debbie might have put it behind them. And if any of those Jacksons try to make trouble for Debbie and Paris on the day they reunite, I hope Debbie is lucid enough to buzz for the head nurse. If there’s anyone who can bust up some drama, it’s an “I’ve been working too many hours to put up with your nonsense” nurse.

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“Aren’t friends the coolest?! Friends are so fun. You can braid each other’s hair. Make friendship bracelets. Play Dream Phone when mom is busy making snacks! It’s just endless when you have friends! Especially friends who are tall and thin and pretty and have millions of Instagram followers. And it’s always great to have quiet, intimate, just between us girls time away from the public eye. Have you got friends? I definitely do!” – Taylor Swift.

As you probably already know, thanks to Tom Hiddleson’s totally unintentional attention-grabbing wet t-shirt stunt, Taylor Swift had a huge, mega fun kind of 4th of July. Guests included Blake Lively, Karlie Kloss, Cara Delevigne, Ruby Rose, Uzo Aduba, Gigi Hadid, and Ryan Reynolds. Sorry if the rest of this post turns into random letters, my eyes are stuck in roll and my eyelids are malfunctioning.

E! News says that besides wanting to spend time with a small fraction of her 5,978 BFFs, Taylor also wanted them to meet Tom and see what they think. You’ll be shocked to learn that all her friends love him and probably made him feel super comfortable when they started talking about the wedding while shaking his hand. E!’s source said this:

Tom has met all of Taylor’s best friends at this point in their relationship. They all really like Tom and like how he treats Taylor. Things are moving fast between them but none of her friends are worried because they never have seen her this happy. Both feel that their connection is rare.

Totally awesome friends? Check! Hottie boyfriend that is ssssssoooooo much better than the last one that all her totally awesome friends love? Check! New tits? Maybe. Girlfriend is really living the life. Now if only any aspect of it smelled authentic…

Here’s Tay and the girls just having spontaneous, non-staged Delia’s Catalogue fun in the name of patriotism:

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How’s your day going? Good? Good. I’m glad. Mine? I’ve just spent 10 minutes looking up past stories that involve the baddest little tyke from up north being that toddler at the party that just has to pull down his pants. And now that will be part of your day too. If I have to suffer this, so will you.

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Step aside, Duchess from The Aristocats – there’s an even-more refined, elegant feline creature in Paris. Lil’ Kim is in Paris for Paris Fashion Week, and yesterday she graced a Ralph & Russo fashion show with her presence. Normally it’s custom to wear the designer to the show, and Ralph & Russo designs a lot of ballgowns. But since it’s summertime, a ballgown would just be impractical. Nobody wants to see Lil’ Kim sweating her tiny ass off in 10 yards of satin. So instead she showed up wearing what a classy bitch would wear after they slipped out of their ballgown and retired to the boudoir.

Petite Kim appears to be wearing a very fancy, very glamorous pale pink robe tied casually around a tit-flattening floral bodysuit, which she has smartly paired with some pantyhose and studded ho heels. I’m willing to forgive Lil Kim for her recent transgressions if only because I really love what she chose to wear to a fashion show. She looks like the stripper-turned-mistress of a wealthy 93-year-old who took a break from catnapping on a velvet settee to descend a grand staircase and inform his grown children waiting at the bottom that she’s recently been written into the will.

People says she performed after the show for 300 VIP guests in 200 carats worth of gems from Chopard. Only 200? Excuse you, Chopard, but this is the Queen Bee we’re talking about. She should have been draped in gems from the top of her weave down to the shadow toes of her pantyhose.

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