Open Post: Hosted By Lil’ Kim Filling The Streets Of Paris With Pint-Sized Boudoir Glamour

July 5, 2016 / Posted by:

Step aside, Duchess from The Aristocats – there’s an even-more refined, elegant feline creature in Paris. Lil’ Kim is in Paris for Paris Fashion Week, and yesterday she graced a Ralph & Russo fashion show with her presence. Normally it’s custom to wear the designer to the show, and Ralph & Russo designs a lot of ballgowns. But since it’s summertime, a ballgown would just be impractical. Nobody wants to see Lil’ Kim sweating her tiny ass off in 10 yards of satin. So instead she showed up wearing what a classy bitch would wear after they slipped out of their ballgown and retired to the boudoir.

Petite Kim appears to be wearing a very fancy, very glamorous pale pink robe tied casually around a tit-flattening floral bodysuit, which she has smartly paired with some pantyhose and studded ho heels. I’m willing to forgive Lil Kim for her recent transgressions if only because I really love what she chose to wear to a fashion show. She looks like the stripper-turned-mistress of a wealthy 93-year-old who took a break from catnapping on a velvet settee to descend a grand staircase and inform his grown children waiting at the bottom that she’s recently been written into the will.

People says she performed after the show for 300 VIP guests in 200 carats worth of gems from Chopard. Only 200? Excuse you, Chopard, but this is the Queen Bee we’re talking about. She should have been draped in gems from the top of her weave down to the shadow toes of her pantyhose.

Pics: Splash, Wenn.com

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