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Celine Dion stepped out in Paris today wearing a sloppy oversized Titanic sweatshirt that the internet tells me costs $885. Although now that its been worn by the greatest singer IN THA WORLD, I think they can go ahead and change the number on the tag to: $Priceless – Lainey Gossip

Farrah Abraham is mad at Dr. Drew for calling her a porn star. How dare he! Calling her a “star” suggests she was successful at it – Reality Tea

Courtney Stodden took a tumble, but I think all the silicone in her chest broke her fall – The Superficial

I see Rita Ora is going through a Beyonce circa 2011 phase – Drunken Stepfather

Gigi Hadid’s shorty sweat-suit ensemble would be 100% hotter if it was pink, velour, and had SEXY written in crystals across the ass – Popoholic

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants had a reunion, or as it would be known today on Instagram, The Squad of the Snatched Waist Trainer – Popsugar

Blac Chyna is on the Rob Kardashian diet – Celebitchy

Single Wilmer Valderrama is doing “very good“, and I’m guessing that’s because he doesn’t have to proof read Demi Lovato’s crazy-ass tweets anymore – Just Jared

Ramona Singer pulled a Scott Disick – Jezebel

…Katharine McPhee, on the other hand, remembered to take out the PR instructions first – SOW

Maybe it’s just my busted eyes, but all these pictures of Nina Agdal look like they were shot in front of a green screen and edited together in CorelDRAW – Hollywood Tuna

Aubrey Plaza comes out as bi – Towleroad

Leonardo DiCaprio’s love of models goes way back – Huffington Post

“Fingermouthing” isn’t nearly as fun as it sounds – Pajiba

Refined British lady Charlotte Dawson “accidentally” flashed her crotch crumpet – (NSFW) The Nip Slip

Bernie Sanders might officially endorse Hillary Clinton next week – Boy Culture

Mariah Carey: still on a yacht (as she should be!) – WWTDD

See you tonight in my nightmares, cartoon humanoid Col. Sanders rooster! – Egotastic

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Last month, Michael brought you the bittersweet news that the Spice Girls were thinking of putting on a 20th anniversary reunion tour (YAAAY) but that it might not include Sporty or Posh (NOOO). Neither were that into it, which is insane, because who the hell wouldn’t want to spend several months of their life getting paid to sing “Spice Up Your Life“? That’s every karaoke drunk’s dream.

Earlier today, on the 20th anniversary of the release of “Wannabe“, Scary, Ginger and Baby released a video on their brand new website announcing…that they have an announcement to make soon. They don’t say what the announcement will be. But their old producer Eliot Kennedy did confirm to the BBC that Scary, Ginger, and Baby have been in the studio recently. They’re also apparently going by Spice Girls GEM now (you know, for Geri, Emma, and Melanie). See, even they know it’s not really the Spice Girls without Sporty and Posh.

The last we heard, GEM (I zig-a-zig-can’t with that name) was planning on replacing Sporty and Posh. But considering they’ve registered the domain name SpiceGirlsGem.com, they seem pretty committed to being a threesome. And really, if that video has taught me anything, it’s that they’d technically only need to find a replacement for Sporty. Thanks to Geri’s new accent, she can totally do Ginger and Posh!

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Yesterday it was being reported that Calvin Harris had pulled out his emotions journal and written a song slapping back at Taylor Swift for maybe-cheating on him with Tom Hiddleston. I guess Calvin Harris really wanted to be the Taylor Swift of this bland love triangle. Calvin released said song, “Olé“, earlier today on iTunes (which you can listen to here). As it turns out, it might not be the epic clap-back people thought it was.

A Taylor Swift source, which may or may not be one of Taylor Swift’s cats doing some damage control for their human while she’s off living that photo op life, tells UsWeekly that there’s no way it’s about Tom Hiddleston. Originally the rumor was that “Olé” was sung from Tom’s perspective. But the source says that’s just an assumption, and that people are only doing that to “get attention for a song.” Getting attention for a song by letting people assume it’s about someone specific? Taylor would know nothing about that.

However, this might not be a case of Taylor sticking her fingers in her ears and going “Lalalala that song isn’t about me.” A source from Calvin’s side confirms that “Olé” was recorded by John Newman months ago. Okay, but how many months? Two months?

If “Olé” didn’t open with the words “Low-key“, maybe it might not have been so obvious. Without that maybe-reference to Loki, it’s pretty much just a song about some girl who is sneaking around on her boyfriend. So maybe it isn’t actually about Taylor Swift? I guess we’ll just have to wait for the music video. “Sources” can deny it’s about Taylor and Tom all they want. But if that music video features two people in matching navy jackets posing hard for the cameras, then Calvin is so busted.

Speaking of matching, here’s Land’s End Barbie and Ken arriving in Gold Coast, Australia today. They’re supposedly there so Tom can start filming Thor: Ragnarok. I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before they’re “caught” doing something totally subtle, like riding hand-in-hand down the beach on the back of a kangaroo or something.

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Yes, newlyweds Ciara and Russell Wilson finally had sex. Although this probably isn’t new news for those of you who were born with supersonic hearing. I’m sure that about six seconds after Ciara and Russell said “I do” on Wednesday, you were probably able to detect the sound of Ciara breaking the sound barrier as she sprinted at Mach 5 to her honeymoon suite and throwing a “Do Not Disturb” sign on the doorknob.

When Russell Wilson started dating Ciara about a year ago, he let it be known that his Christian penis wasn’t 1-2 stepping into Ciara’s pussy. Despite the fact that Russell had been married once before, he wanted to keep it pure until marriage. Ciara was ok with that, and thus began Russell and Ciara’s Celibacy Journey. A journey that their parts clearly got a little impatient of being on; less than a year they got engaged, which was followed by a wedding only a couple months after that. I don’t blame them for hitting the fast forward button. Imagine wanting to fuck, but the only thing stopping you was a priest and a couple rings and a gift table full of fancy-wrapped toasters? Terrible.

Anyway, TMZ says that Ciara announced the news that Russell had gotten all up in her goodies by Snapchatting a Blair Witch-looking video of the two of them making “We had seeex!” faces and not-so-subtly implying that it happened more than once.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37NzZbxc2rA

As for what it was like, a source tells HollywoodLife that Russell cried after it happened. Are we sure those were tears? Russell has been holding it for so long, there’s a good chance that was leftover nut juice that needed to find an emergency exit after the cabin pressure in his penis dropped.

Russell and Ciara obviously needed to give their crotches a break from all the fucking they’re doing, because here they are out shopping in London yesterday. Or maybe they’re actually just doing a quick lube run? I’m sure if we wait long enough, they’ll Snapchat us the answer.

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Reality show harpies Kim and Kyle Richards are being sued by a woman who claims that Kim’s perpetually hungry and/or psychotic dog Kingsley attacked her at Kyle’s house. The Botox-sheened sister “stars” of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills welcomed stylist Paige Sanderson to Kyle’s house to dress Kim for a promotional appearance back in April. Well, it appears as though she should have pulled a bite suit for herself alongside the shoot clothes she borrowed for Kyle to drool wine on. Kingsley, already known for his aggression, allegedly chomped her ass.

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