Night Crumbs

When Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston dance together, they look like malfunctioning animatronic turkeys in peril – HuffPo

Drake’s name is not Adele or Beyonce and he still managed to sell at least 800,000 copies of his new album in one week – Lainey Gossip

Star says that Emma Roberts isn’t getting major endorsement money because the public doesn’t like her. Auntie Julia really needs to take Emma under her wing and teach her the art of keeping your assholeness on the down low while making America think you’re their sweetheart – Celebitchy

For some reason, Parasite Hilton is dressed like a low-ranking mobster’s mistress circa 1994 – Drunken Stepfather

The big-tittied blond model that Is Kate Upton got engaged – The Superficial 

Jesus Jugs, formerly of the Real Housewives of Orange County, is a regular trampoline park mogul – Reality Tea 

DILF alert! – Towleroad

“Yeah, I’m not really talking to anyone, I’m just pretending to so the paps can get these ass shots while I look like I don’t know what’s going on.” – Bella Thorne in these pictures – Popoholic

While watching this video I thought to myself, “50 Cent is totally going to get sued for money he claims he doesn’t have.” – Hollywood Tuna

And he probably will – TMZ

Dr. Phil is producing an Amber Rose talk show. That’s a sentence I never thought I’d have to make with my fingers – Jezebel

Here’s Michael Weatherly’s hairy nipple knobs, because why not? – SOW

Sinead O’Connor also accused Arsenio Hall of taking on the difficult brown with Eddie Murphy AND Prince – Boy Culture  

Our Lady of Cheetos will finally get the respect she deserves as an artist at The Billboard Music Awards – Starcasm

Okay, but poke at me when a cable channel starts running reruns of Beverly Hills Teens at night – The Berry 

Adele is a stage 10 BumbleBey – Popsugar

Eddie Murphy added another member to his growing child army and he gave this one a name that sounds like the name of a lost Teletubbie – Just Jared