Category: Because You Care

Kim Kardashian Might Have Secretly Revealed Her Son’s Name On Twitter

May 14, 2019 / Posted by:

Much like her blonde serpentine nemisis, it would appear that Kim Kardashian has possibly been dropping hints about a big reveal. Well, it’s a big reveal if you’re the person at E! in charge of typing up the chyrons on KUWTK. People seems to think they’ve cracked the case on what sounds like the least popular Nancy Drew novel of our time: The Mystery of What Kim and Kanye Named Their Newest Kid.

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Khloe Kardashian Already Has A Name Picked Out For Her Baby

January 4, 2018 / Posted by:

Khloe Kardashian is a mere three months from giving birth to her first child, and I’m sure you’ve been foaming at the mouth trying to figure out what name she and her baby daddy Tristan Thompson will write on the birth certificate. Well the wait is about half over.

Khloe, looking like Princess Frostine’s tacky Calabasas cousin Lady Canned Frosting, appeared on today’s episode of Ellen. After dodging questions about Kylie Jenner’s rumored pregnancy, she broke the news about what she was going to call her baby. If it’s a boy, Khloe will pull out all the creative baby name stops by calling him Tristan Junior. She’s not so sure what she’ll call her baby if it’s a girl, but she does know that she’s either going to stick with the family’s tradition of K names, or possibly start a T theme.

Khloe will reveal the sex of her baby on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, which means she already knows what she’s having. There’s a rumor that she’s having a boy. It’s looking doubtful that she’ll pop out a girl and give her a K name that speaks to their special mommy-daughter relationship, complete with a little bogus accent on the end. So I guess whoever had Keepingmommyrelevanté can crumple up that option and throw it in the trash.

But Tristan Jr.? In a family that counts children named North, Reign, Saint, Dream, that’s got to be the most normal, basic offering. Khloe’s doing nothing to kill that conspiracy theory that she’s not a real Kardashian. A real Kardashian wouldn’t think twice about naming their kid something ridiculous like Twerk or Turnt.

Here’s a pregnant Khloe at LAX yesterday.

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Jamie Foxx And Katie Holmes Attended An Event Together

December 5, 2017 / Posted by:

Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes have been in semi-hiding for most their relationship. Then in September they were papped on a beach, a move that announced to the world, “Hey, we’re…not as secret anymore.” Three months later, they’ve taken things a step up by appearing at the same event.

The event in question was a flagship store launch for Prive Revaux Eyewear in NYC last night. Jamie is a “brand partner” for Prive. E! News says that Jamie arrived at 7:30pm. After mingling with the crowd, he approached the DJ booth, where he should have played “Blame It On the Alcohol” on repeat, but he didn’t. A source says that’s when Katie Holmes walked in and made her way to a back room. Jamie left the DJ booth and followed behind her. Eventually Katie left, while Jamie stayed behind for a bit longer.

We know nothing else from last night, besides the fact that E! News’ source described Katie as “looking flawless.” And that only tells me that source doesn’t realize “flawless” typically describes an absence of flaws. That picture above is from last night. I spot one giant flaw, which is that Katie had the audacity to show up in your nana’s favorite fluffy cold weather housecoat and post-bath hair style. That look is a privilege one earns, Katie. A coat like that is your reward for years of successfully telling youngins to keep their hands out of your purse and their feet off the couch.


Now For More On Taylor Swift’s New Relationship With Joe Alwyn

June 2, 2017 / Posted by:

That’s a picture of Taylor Swift strolling along the beach with her former British actor boyfriend Tom Hiddleston, because there really aren’t any good pics of Taylor and her new British actor boyfriend Joe Alwyn yet. Yesterday Taylor and Joe were seen boarding her private jet. The pics are blurry, and both of them were all covered up in black hoodies like two kids about to egg their math teacher’s house. According to E! News, you shouldn’t count on seeing anything better pics anytime soon, because Taylor and Joey are doing everything in their power not to be seen.

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Brad Pitt Isn’t Dating Anyone Right Now

March 23, 2017 / Posted by:

Sorry, singles looking to mingle with Brad Pitt, but it looks like he’s not quite ready to jump back into the dating pool just yet. “Thanks for the heads up!” said the lifeguard of the dating pool who will be assigned to cleaning the filter of self-tanner grease and beard hairs after Brad jumps in.

A source blabbed to People about Brad’s current life as a single guy. We already know that Brad is doing the sad artist thing right now. But don’t expect to see him cruising singles bars in a paint-splattered smock looking for his “muse.” The source says that Brad isn’t dating right now. Instead, he’s been doing the buddy thing. Brad has been having friends over a lot, and has been reconnecting with old friends. Oh boy, here come eleven hundred more “BRAD RECONNECTS WITH JEN!headlines. The source adds that Brad seems “much happier” lately (well, agreeing with Angelina Jolie to stop fighting like Rikki-Tikki-Tavi and Nagaina will do that to you).

The source adds that along with art and spending more time with his kids, Brad is also working out every day and has lost a few pounds. Nice.

The sad news in all of this is that I guess this means Kate Hudson really isn’t dating Brad Pitt after all. Poor Kate Hudson. Even though she technically has a new man in her life, I’m sure she would have loved to have stretched that rumor out just a little longer. If you only get one measly totally untrue tabloid cover out of it, did it even not really ever happen?

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