Taylor Swift And Tom Hiddleston Get Matchy-Matchy At LAX

July 7, 2016 / Posted by:

Another day, another story about the perfectly organic and natural love between Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston. These two are touring harder than an aging rock band who’ve have realized they still have mortgages to pay. The latest stop on their world tour is LA. And of course they showed up in matching outfits.

Hot off the heels of their super-cool heavily-staged 4th of July party, UsWeekly tells us that Tay and Tom touched down at LAX yesterday in really subtle, non-couple looks. Wait, no. The opposite. Tom was in his trademark blue jacket and Tay was in a perfectly matching navy sweater and navy check skirt. Looks like girl is pushing him hard to work that Americana look. Tay, seeing as you went to England to meet his mom, I’m pretty sure you’re aware he isn’t American. You had your chance with a Kennedy and ya blew it. Tom is never gonna be JFK Jr, ok?

Adding more fuel to the TayTom fire is that Calvin Harris is back. And he’s maybe calling out Tay for being a ho through song. How very Taylor Swift of you, Calvin Harris.

TMZ reports that Calvin has recorded a diss track. The track is called “Ole” and is apparently written from the perspective of Tom. Calvin pulls out the Taylor Swift-level lyric skills with lines like:

I see online that you begun to be a good girl and take trips with your boyfriend
Being attentive, continue to pretend
You’ve hidden my name in your phone so you can call me to tell me you’ve been going through hell
Left him alone and you booked in a hotel
Low key you won’t tell none of your friends about me

If that’s not clear enough, let me – master of pettiness – clarify. Calvin thinks Tay was bumpin’ Cabbage Patch dolls with Tom before she said “I’m a big girl now” to Buff Geoffrey the Giraffe. And let’s give him a round of applause for amping up the high school shade by sneaking in a Loki/low key reference. TMZs sources say that Calvin isn’t mad at Tom, because he thinks he’s just under the Taylor spell. And yes, I mean spell like in a Disney movie. She gave him an apple while dressed as a harmless little grandma, and after that first bite his eyes turned all white and his mind was filled with hearts that said “I (heart) TS“.

TMZ also has a report from a source from Taylor’s camp (find something better to do, Jaime King!) claiming this song isn’t about Tom. The source claims Taylor already knew about the song because Calvin was working on it before Tom came into the picture the night of the Met Gala.

These guys are really pulling a fast one on us all. Every party involved in this mess is getting a shit ton of PR push through this. Tay gets her new man. Tom is aiming for leading man. And Calvin gets to look heartbroken and not so douchey anymore. I’m happy with this new development. It’s time someone fired back at Taylor through the power of music. Besides, it’s giving me deep, deep shades of Eamon and Frankee, which is always a good thing.

Here’s more pics of Mr. and Mrs. True Love Everlasting at LAX:

Pics: Splash

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