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Ginuwine (46)
Dominic West (47)
Paige Davis (47)
Vanessa Marcil (48)
Eric Benet (50)
Sarah Ferguson (57)
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Todd Solondz (57)
Mira Nair (59)
Tanya Roberts (61)
Tito Jackson (63)
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Night Crumbs
Zoe Kravitz’s new hot piece is an actor named Karl Glusman. You know, if they’re going to hit the ho stroll as a couple, they really need to get on the same page. I mean, he is into it and looks like he’s feeling every camera flash while her drunk ass looks like she’s ready for bed. But then again, I can’t totally blame her since every one of us would be ready for bed if we just listened to Taylor Swift talk about herself for 3 hours straight – Lainey Gossip
In case you didn’t know and in case you care, Bella Thorne has a sister and she’s a water bottle model – The Superficial
The Starbucks Siren is crying one espresso tear over Brit Brit Spears holding on to that cold pop – Drunken Stepfather
Naomi Watts’ role in St. Vincent originally belonged to Taraji P. Henson – Celebitchy
Heather Dubrow thinks that the Real Housewives of Orange County killed her illustrious acting career – Reality Tea
Have a seat in the front of the class and allow Professors Shangela, Detox, Raja and Kim Chi to school you on drag slang – Towleroad
A judge taking off his robe is the equivalent of an abuelita taking off her chancla – Hollywood Tuna
Kelsey Grammer’s daughter is wearing The Slut Dress’ more conservative third cousin – Popoholic
A dude broke into Miranda Kerr’s house and stabbed her security guard in the eye before getting shot several times. Miranda wasn’t home at the time – Just Jared
DRAG RACE SPOILER ALERT: The winner spilled the tea in a rap song that is truly better than anything Iggy Azalea has done – Jezebel
Your move, Heidi Klum – IDLYITW
Whoever at Billboard released the statement about Madonna being their Woman of the Year must’ve made a major typo. Because that’s not how you spell Charo! – Boy Culture
Pamela Anderson doesn’t think it’s fun to be spit at, slapped and called names during fuck times. Speak for yourself, Pammy! – The Cut
Um, bearded dude’s answer of “balls” shouldn’t have counted since we all know the scientific and accurate term is “wrinkly danglers” – SOW
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Corey Feldman Is Sorry For Dropping The American Flag
During Corey Feldman’s triumphant comeback performance on Today yesterday, many were so mesmerized and hypnotized by his artistry and graceful moves that they didn’t even notice that he committed an unforgivable attack on this country by dropping the American flag. I noticed, and figured it was either nothing or Corey was declaring his allegiance to Russia. But some who did notice, immediately went into OUTRAGE mode and tweeted that he needed to apologize for being so damn disrespectful or take his commie ass out of this country!
Open Post: Hosted By Universal Treasure Tim Curry And The Cast Of The TV “Rocky Horror”
In case your brain tried to protect your soul by blocking out the memory of Fox’s remake of Rocky Horror Picture Show, let me remind you. Fox actually went through with taking that exquisitely perfect $2 back alley whore, Rocky Horror, and cleaning it up so it’d be presentable for families and children. Families and children always ruin everything!
Fox’s squeaky clean kindergarten theater production of Rocky Horror airs on Thursday, and last night was its premiere in L.A. While surrounded by Ben Vereen, a hot piece in a tux, Christina Milian and a bunch of other tricks, the king of the night Tim Curry held court.
Bella Thorne Says Studios Have Told Her She’s “Too Out There” With Her Bisexuality
Bella Thorne, seen above drinking Fanta like we all do, recently spoke to Maxim about lots of stuff that I’m sure the average Maxim reader really appreciated knowing. Bella talked about wanting to do Demi Lovato, the numerous thirst traps she sets on Instagram and her boyfriend Tyler Posey. She also talked about coming out as bisexual and how some uptight industry people responded to that declaration by telling her to turn it down.
Back in August, Bella admitted she was bi after people asked about a Snapchat of her kissing her brother’s ex-girlfriend. Ever since then, she’s made no secret about her sexual identity on Instagram and Snapchat. Bella says her fans were supportive of her, but publicists and studios weren’t feeling it.
“It is hard in this business for us. It really is. I have already had people talk shit to me. And it comes from people in the industry, not even fans. I’ve had studios tell me my image is too ‘out there,’ hinting at it but not really saying it. [Publicists] tell me all the time about my social media and my Snapchat, but I’m not going to change myself for this business, and I’m not going to change myself for anyone else.”
I’m pretty sure Bella’s not the only 19-year-old taking thirsty bikini selfies for Instagram likes and making out with a variety of people on Snapchat, so I have no idea why these publicists and studio people are so shocked that she’s doing that kind of stuff. It’s like Bella works in some kind of weird part of Hollywood that only employs sweet Midwestern ladies in their mid-40s named Jeanie who are still all shook up from that time they walked past a topless mannequin at Dillard’s.
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On Today’s Episode Of “Shit Jabba The Trump Says”
Those tapes of Donald Trump spewing out verbal snot while on the set of Celebrity Apprentice may never touch the ears of the public, but that isn’t stopping staffers from anonymously spilling shit out to the media. Several employees of the Celebrity Apprentice claim that the flambéed glob of dick curd regularly made fun of Marlee Matlin for being deaf and even dared to shit talk about one of Pimp Mama Kris’ kin.