Night Crumbs
Zoe Kravitz’s new hot piece is an actor named Karl Glusman. You know, if they’re going to hit the ho stroll as a couple, they really need to get on the same page. I mean, he is into it and looks like he’s feeling every camera flash while her drunk ass looks like she’s ready for bed. But then again, I can’t totally blame her since every one of us would be ready for bed if we just listened to Taylor Swift talk about herself for 3 hours straight – Lainey Gossip
In case you didn’t know and in case you care, Bella Thorne has a sister and she’s a water bottle model – The Superficial
The Starbucks Siren is crying one espresso tear over Brit Brit Spears holding on to that cold pop – Drunken Stepfather
Naomi Watts’ role in St. Vincent originally belonged to Taraji P. Henson – Celebitchy
Heather Dubrow thinks that the Real Housewives of Orange County killed her illustrious acting career – Reality Tea
Have a seat in the front of the class and allow Professors Shangela, Detox, Raja and Kim Chi to school you on drag slang – Towleroad
A judge taking off his robe is the equivalent of an abuelita taking off her chancla – Hollywood Tuna
Kelsey Grammer’s daughter is wearing The Slut Dress’ more conservative third cousin – Popoholic
A dude broke into Miranda Kerr’s house and stabbed her security guard in the eye before getting shot several times. Miranda wasn’t home at the time – Just Jared
DRAG RACE SPOILER ALERT: The winner spilled the tea in a rap song that is truly better than anything Iggy Azalea has done – Jezebel
Your move, Heidi Klum – IDLYITW
Whoever at Billboard released the statement about Madonna being their Woman of the Year must’ve made a major typo. Because that’s not how you spell Charo! – Boy Culture
Pamela Anderson doesn’t think it’s fun to be spit at, slapped and called names during fuck times. Speak for yourself, Pammy! – The Cut
Um, bearded dude’s answer of “balls” shouldn’t have counted since we all know the scientific and accurate term is “wrinkly danglers” – SOW
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