Here’s Emma Stone Giving You Preppy Peter Pan Realness For Vogue
Emma Stone’s latest movie, La La Land, is coming out in December, which means we’re about to see and hear from her a lot more in the next little while. Emma’s first stop on her publicity tour was the cover of November’s Vogue, where she worked the $10 Short n’ Sassy special from HouseOfWigs.com. Who knew that if you put Emma Stone in a ginger pixie cut and told her to pose as if she was about to break out into the giggles, you’d get Peter Pan by way of SNLs Stefon? I feel like if Emma takes her wrists away from her mouth, she’ll start telling you about Neverland’s hottest club. “It’s called Tinkerballs. It’s located in the basement of my treehouse and is hosted by DJ Jealous Mermaid and Nana the Saint Bernard.”
Emma also talked to Vogue about the gender wage gap and about going to a party at Paris Hilton’s house.
Taylor Swift Snagged Herself Yet Another Famous Friend
On Wednesday night, Taylor Swift debuted the newest life-size collectible figurines in her famous friends collection, which included Zoe Kravitz, Dakota Johnson, and Suki Waterhouse. She was clearly saving last night to show off her best, most famous new squad member. Taylor and her pretty girl posse went out again in NYC, but this time they were accompanied by special guest Serena Williams. See Demi? Sometimes Taylor doesn’t check the box that says “tall super skinny blonde model” when she applies for new friends.
I wasn’t aware that Serena Williams was in the market to join a new friendship group. The last time I checked, she was still a card-carrying member of Beyonce’s squad. Maybe this is all part of a larger scheme in which Taylor has recruited Serena take down that jealous hater meanie Eugenie Bouchard from the inside. “Hey Serena, you do tennis, right? Listen, I’ve got a job for you…”
Taylor auditioned Serena as a friend back in July 2015 by “please welcome to the stage“-ing her at a concert in London during her 1989 Tour. Serena is also friends with Taylor’s second-in-command Karlie Kloss, as well as squad secretary-treasurer Gigi Hadid. Serena seems to have passed Taylor’s initial pre-squad evaluation. It will be interesting to see if she successfully completes Taylor’s squad initiation ritual. I’ve heard it involves a dozen pink cupcakes, a pinch of purebred cat fur, six lawyers, and a blood oath.
Here’s more of Taylor with her squad last night.
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Billy Bush Has Lawyered Up And Taken His First Swing At NBC
As expected, Billy Bush has tapped into the ring with NBC and is holding the Peacock down while trying to punch as many dollars out of that bitch as possible. Billy has reportedly been fired by NBC and the two sides are currently negotiating his exit from Today before they make any announcements. And part of that “negotiating” involves using the media to spit at each other. Page Six reports that Billy has hired a high-powered Grossman to help him fight NBC and no the gross man is not Donald Trump. Billy has hired Los Angeles lawyer Marshall Grossman to help him in his battle against NBC. Marshall has already gotten to work and shanked at NBC by saying that if Billy didn’t play along with Trump, he’d be grabbing pussies… at PetCo while working as a part-time cat groomer. Because NBC would’ve fired him.
Lindsay Lohan Is Opening Up A Nightclub In Greece
Lindsay Lohan’s business portfolio is a very full one. She’s tried, and failed, to sell leggings and canned spray tan and phone apps. But none of those truly spoke directly to LiLo’s personal interests like this one does. Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan announced on Instagram that she was opening a nightclub called LOHAN Nightclub. I would have thought that Lindsay would have chosen a catchier name that played off her career as an actress, but I guess there was already a nightclub called Fully Loaded. LOHAN opens tomorrow night in Athens, Greece.
TMZ has a little more information on LOHAN Nightclub. Lindsay is a part-owner with her friend, Greek restaurateur Dennis Papageorgiou. Dennis is technically the owner-owner, but Lindsay gets a sizeable percentage of the profits. A spokesperson for LOHAN tells TMZ that Dennis came up with the idea to open a nightclub back in July around the same time shit went south with Lindsay and her ex-fiancé Egor Tarabasov. Lindsay will make about 2 or 3 appearances at her club each month.
The interior of LOHAN is described as “abandoned factory“, which also kind of sounds like a creative way to describe Lindsay’s present-day IMDB page. There’s also a VIP area and a completely secluded VVIP area. Hmmm, I wonder what happens back there? That’s probably just where Lindsay hosts an ultra-exclusive bi-monthly salon to discuss poetry and politics. Or maybe the completely secluded VVIP area is so secluded because it doubles as a super-secure coat check room that only Lindsay will have access to. “Don’t worry, your coats and everything inside the pockets are totally safe with me. Wink!”
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Kay “K-Mac” McConaughey, Matthew McConaughey’s 81-year-old mom who sounds the kind of memaw you definitely want to party with!
Esquire did a profile on the Texas T-Rex and the best parts are when he talks about his Kendall-Jackson-drinking, Fleetwood Mac-loving hot spitfire of a party mom K-Mac, whose nickname sounds like a radio station. If K-Mac, seen above giving the people something to talk about next to her oldest son Rooster, was a radio station, she’d play nothing but Kendall-Jackson commercials, Fleetwood Mac tunes and country songs about breaking tables and boning on the kitchen floor.