Bella Thorne Made Out With Fake Gay Tyler Posey

September 18, 2016 / Posted by:

This is one way to throw your coming out into reverse.

TMZ reports that actress and mean girl witch-hunter Bella Thorne (whose name I always speed-read as “Bella Throne” and it calls to mind a luxury Italian toilet brand) was papped making out with the fake gay Tyler Posey. Teen Wolf jokingly came out of the closet a couple of weeks ago. This was followed by the Internet after him for making light of that particular process. Well, this confirms it! He’s just a socially tone-deaf pinhead and not really into man ass.

Thorne was caught kissing “Teen Wolf” star Tyler Posey in West Hollywood Friday and it doesn’t appear like they’re trying to keep it on the DL.

Readers, take note! The pic at the top of this post is from July of 2015 when these two were reportedly dating previously. Celebrity dating in Hollywood is like two high-speed ferris wheels both having broken free of their moorings and smashing together in a crush of sparks, twisted metal, and facial fillers. A source for E! says that they’re being pretty tentative about the whole thing.

“They are hanging out and testing the waters and seeing where it goes,” our source explains.

Best of luck, kids. But wait. You’ve now been warned because you’re entering the “Extreme Thirst” portion of this post. Bella, who came out as bi last month, used to go out with model/actor Gregg Sulkin. Have you seen this guy? You traded that beauteous manstick or a dum dum with dirty hair who fakes coming out for attention? Get your ass to Lens Crafters and get that prescription checked, honey!


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