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/ September 3, 2020

Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza!

It’s been at least 10 years since I’ve decided to make my bowels sing Annie Lennox’s Why by eating a Mexican Pizza from Taco Bell, but I still did a slow wall slide of sadness over the tragic news that 2020 has devoured that extremely authentic disc of Mexican gourmet-ness (and I hope 2020 gets the worst case of the wet shits for doing so). Because as toilets everywhere scream HALLELUJAH!, Taco Bell has announced that it has taken Mexican Pizza off of its menu.

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Birthday Sluts

/ September 3, 2020
Adam Curry (56)
Kaia Gerber (19)
August Alsina (28)
Shaun White (34)
OMI (34)
Paz de la Huerta (36)
Garrett Hedlund (36)
Fearne Cotton (39)
Tomo Miličević (41)
Nick Wechsler (42)
Redfoo (45)

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Jennifer Paige (47)
Maria Bamford (50)
Noah Baumbach (51)
Costas Mandylor (55)
Charlie Sheen (55)
Amber Lynn (56)
Steve Jones (65)
Valerie Perrine (77)
Al Jardine (76)
Eileen Brennan (1932-2013)
Alan Ladd (1913-1984)
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Night Crumbs

/ September 2, 2020

The trailer for the Netflix movie version of the Broadway production of the gay classic The Boys in the Band is out and it stars all of Ryan Murphy’s favorites including Zachary Quinto whose looks is giving me key party baby of Larry from Three’s Company and Mr. Furley from Three’s Company with a touch of 70s gay porn producer – Towleroad

The Venice Film Festival has started and alien goddess Tilda Swinton showed up in a mask, but surprisingly it wasn’t a mask that was made up of moonstone and martian skin from her home planet – Lainey Gossip

I see that Princess Charlene is trying to connect with the peasants by serving some “I tried to drunkenly cut my bangs myself during quarantine and failed” messiness – Celebitchy

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Brad Pitt Doesn’t Care How His Trip To France With Nicole Poturalski Made Angelina Jolie Feel

/ September 2, 2020

Brad Pitt’s back on the bottle (if in name only) and he doesn’t care who knows it. Brad recently gave People a many buzz-worded “exclusive” about the launch of a new product coming out of Chateau Miraval, a sparkling rose Champagne called Fleur de Miraval and it’s only $400! As we know, Chateau Miraval is having a big week thanks to Brad’s holiday there with his new, married, lady friend Nicole Poturalski that coincided with what would have been his and ex-wife Angelina Jolie’s wedding anniversary. And according to Us Weekly, Brad doesn’t give a fig if it hurt her feelings and did so with the expectation that she would “lash out.” Why it’s almost as if all this drama benefits them both as co-owners of Chateau Miraval which they “remain committed to,”viewing it as ‘an investment for their children.’” I suspect Brad and Angie have finally found some common ground. “Buy our wine—we fucked around and spent the children’s inheritance on divorce lawyers!

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Some Famous Scientologists Are Trapped In Scientology Forever

/ September 2, 2020

Actually, to correctly quote Us Weekly’s cover story, notable Scientologists like Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and Kirstie Alley are allegedly TRAPPED FOR LIFE!!!!! But, of course, they’re not being held hostage since we’re talking about the rich and famous-ish Scientologists – standard Scientology rules don’t apply. According to a source, they’re not exactly free either. Apparently Scientology is a lot like The Eagles’ Hotel California; you can check-in, but you can never leave.

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Open Post: Hosted By A $350 PB&J

/ September 2, 2020

In what is surely the stupidest sign of empire collapse, a new restaurant in Chicago’s West Loop called PB&J has decided that now is a good time to start selling a $350 peanut butter and jelly sandwich. They’re calling it the “Golden Goose”, which if I’m remembering my Aesop correctly, was about a couple who got greedy and ended up broke. According to Wikipedia, it’s about “those who become poor by trying to outreach themselves.” So it’s a fitting name for a ridiculous clout sandwich that features gold leaf crusted bread and currant jam imported from France. The only way you’re ever going to see a dime of that money again is if you lean your head into the toilet bowl and inspect your shit for gold flakes. But grab a stick, you might have to chop it up a little before you strike gold.

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