If you’re a fan of the Bravo-verse or care about someone who is, you’ve probably had a busy couple of days trying to keep up with the constant barrage of the Vanderpump Rules Tom Sandoval/Raquel Leviss/Ariana Madix scandal, coined “Scandoval,” since new developments have been popping up pretty much hourly. One of the pieces of this whole mess we heard about was Raquel and Tom’s VPR cast mate Scheana Shay allegedly punching Raquel in the face after learning of Raquel’s affair with Tom behind Ariana’s back. Now, Raquel has sought a restraining order against Scheana. And Tom and Raquel finally issued individual apologies to Ariana for being absolute garbage people who have “work to do.”

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Lena Dunham has burped up so much messiness that when Donald Glover joked about her using the N-word recently, everyone immediately believed him. But believe it or not, both Lena and Donald deny the N-word ever slipped out of her mouth in his presence. See, this is why you gotta be careful who you make jokes about–if he made a joke about Lena being tolerable, maybe we’d easily understand he was kidding.

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On Sunday night, Nicolas Cage was presented with the Variety Legend & Groundbreaker Award at Miami Film Festival. Like a cockroach who spends its money on stolen dinosaur skulls and a $200,000 octopus, Nic has managed to survive four decades of extreme highs and lows in Hollywood. Highs like winning an Oscar for Best Actor for Leaving Las Vegas, and lows like having so many box office flops that there are articles titled “Nicolas Cage’s 15 Worst Movies.” So when Nic accepted his award from Variety, he looked back on his lengthy career and felt like there was one thing he needed to make clear: Nic Cage does not need Marvel. “Are you sure about that?” said Nicolas Cage’s accountant.

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The Group of Memaws Who Paid Tribute to Rihanna’s  Super Bowl Halftime Show!

Rihanna’s Baby Reveal EXTRAVAGANZA masquerading as the Super Bowl Halftime Show brought mixed reviews. Some were into it. Some made fun of Rihanna for being like me at a friend’s paint party (read: doing the least while everyone does the most), but in her defense, she does have a fetus in her womb and wasn’t looking to give her unborn child a twerking-induced case of the dizzies. Others responded to RiRi’s performance by throwing themselves across their living room to cover the eyes of their innocent children from the sinful sight of a fully covered Rihanna keeping it all the way tame. And then there were the ladies of Arcadia Senior Living in Bowling Green, Kentucky, who responded to RiRi’s Halftime show by doing their own little recreation of it, which is now RiRi-approved!

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Just a couple of weeks after we heard that Avril Lavigne dumped her fiance Mod Sun (who is a musician type and not a PacSun knock-off brand from the 90s) and was hanging around Kylie Jenner’s creepy predator ex Tyga, she was papped touching lips with Tyga during a Paris Fashion Week party. Well, I guess this is Tyga’s way of letting us know that it’s possible for him to get with someone of legal age, and this is Avril’s way of letting us know that she’s still got a stage 10 douche addiction and is the GOAT of picking the worst fucking dudes ever – Just Jared

Well, it looks like things at Twitter HQ are going great, and by that, I mean things are apparently so messy and tense that Twitter’s owner/its greatest destroyer Elon Musk has bodyguards following him around the office. Elon’s bodyguards even have to go with him to the bathroom. So not only do those bodyguards have to deal with Elon’s shit, but they also have to deal with his actual shit – Uproxx

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