Night Crumbs
Just a couple of weeks after we heard that Avril Lavigne dumped her fiance Mod Sun (who is a musician type and not a PacSun knock-off brand from the 90s) and was hanging around Kylie Jenner’s creepy predator ex Tyga, she was papped touching lips with Tyga during a Paris Fashion Week party. Well, I guess this is Tyga’s way of letting us know that it’s possible for him to get with someone of legal age, and this is Avril’s way of letting us know that she’s still got a stage 10 douche addiction and is the GOAT of picking the worst fucking dudes ever – Just Jared
Well, it looks like things at Twitter HQ are going great, and by that, I mean things are apparently so messy and tense that Twitter’s owner/its greatest destroyer Elon Musk has bodyguards following him around the office. Elon’s bodyguards even have to go with him to the bathroom. So not only do those bodyguards have to deal with Elon’s shit, but they also have to deal with his actual shit – Uproxx
Like Succession, Ted Lasso will quit that bitch while it’s on top (“I wish Michael quit every time he was on top,” said my exes). Jason Sudeikis says that the upcoming third season of Ted Lasso will be “the end of this story we wanted to tell,” but there will probably be spin-offs. So prepare yourselves for The Great British Shortbread Biscuit Bake-Off, hosted by Ted Lasso, and My Ex-Gina, a buddy comedy starring Roy Kent and his ex Gina Gershon – Celebitchy
Scarlett Johansson, Penelope Cruz, Michael Fassbender, and Owen Wilson are in talks to star in the first rom-com that rom-com queen Nancy Meyers has directed since 2015’s The Intern. Nancy is directing this one for Netflix, and the budget is reportedly over $100 million, so it could be one of the most expensive rom-coms ever made. Well, if the latest Nancy Meyers rom-com doesn’t feature a rich white lady kitchen that is so over-the-top, it makes Nancy Meyers fans squirt Diptyque dish soap from the kitchen opulence of it all, then Netflix didn’t spend its money right – Lainey Gossip
Here’s the trailer for Ghosted, an action rom-com that stars Chris Evans as a regular dude who falls in love with Ana de Armas’ character before she ghosts his ass. So what does he does? He proves that he’s a creepy stalker by following her to London after she ignores his texts. So it’s kind of like a gender-reversed The Spy Who Dumped Me and just as stupid. With that being said, I will definitely watch that crap. But the Ana de Armas ghost movie I really want to see is the documentary where Marilyn Monroe’s ghost haunts Ana for that Blonde mess – Pajiba
Yes, that rubber doll arm-looking peen from the new season of Sex/Life was, in fact, a fake dick – Queerty
Eddie Izzard announces that her new full name is Suzy Eddie Izzard – The Advocate
If anybody from Boy Meets World is going to run for public office, it should be Mr. Feeny, but once again, Ben Savage thinks he should get into politics and is running for Congress – SOW
Just two months after Aubrey O’Day announced that she’s pregnant, she shared the sad news that she suffered a miscarriage – E! News
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