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Sandra Bullock and Channing Tatum will star in a movie that sounds like a Designer Imposter knock-off of Romancing the Stone, and it’s called The Lost City of D. The movie hasn’t even filmed yet and you can already count me as someone who will be sitting in the theater screaming, “Where’s the dick?! I was promised a whole city of D!” – Lainey Gossip 

Margaret Qualley and Shia LaBeouf are reportedly not dating and just having fun (read: fucking), and well, since Shia has been accused of secretly passing on an STD to FKA Twigs, Margaret should just go ahead and wear a panty condom whenever she’s “having fun” with him – Celebitchy

More like, “Conan O’Brien met two adorable PUPPEHS…and his human fan was there too” – Pajiba

Here’s just the tip of the new season of RuPaul’s Drag Race – OMG Blog

Bikini: Salma Hayek is in one – Egotastic!

And so is Lucy Hale – Popoholic

Meanwhile, over in Indonesia, one dude is accusing a dude nurse of being a COVID-chaser – Towleroad

Chrissy Teigen is off booze and drugs and has declared that she’s four weeks sober – Just Jared

Pour out some luxurious Pierre Cardin cologne for the legend himself, because he has died at the age of 98 – The New York Times

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Gemma Arterton Says She Played A Bond Girl To Pay Off Her Student Loans

There are many reasons why an actress might accept the role of a Bond Girl in a James Bond movie. Like the chance to wear a great bikini, or utter absolutely iconic nonsense like: “Doctor Jones, Christmas Jones.” But for Gemma Arterton, who played the too-punny-for-its-own-good Strawberry Fields in 2008’s Quantum of Solace, opposite Daniel Craig, it wasn’t for any of those reasons above. According to Gemma, she did it solely because she wanted a fat Bond movie check.

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Olympic Skier Julia Mancuso Got Shit Over A Video Of Her Throwing Her Baby Into A Snow Bank

Julia Mancuso, a champion US Olympic skier, got shit for posting a video of her throwing her one-year-old son, the aptly named Sonny, into deep snow. In the clip Julia flings her bundled-up toddler into the air, he disappears into the snow bank, and she fishes him out immediately. Sonny seems totally unbothered, but some commenters, mainly other mommas, were concerned that this stunt was dangerous.

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Master Archie Has Graced His Mom And Dad’s Little Podcast With His Voice

About two weeks ago, we all found out that Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle followed up their multi-million dollar Netflix deal with a multi-million dollar Spotify deal. And today they put out their first podcast episode for Spotify and it’s a “holiday special” that features a bunch of their famous friends like Sir Elton John, Tyler Perry, and James Corden. Meghan’s neighbor and BFF Oprah does not make an appearance, and probably because The Mighty O didn’t even want to bother since she knew that everyone was just going to fast forward through the episode to get to the only star of it: 18-month-old Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor! Ginger Archie slobbers out a few words and giggles at the end of the episode. All headlines about Harry and Meghan’s episode focus on Archie and he’s probably the sole reason why anybody listened! Master Archie ENDED all podcasts without even trying!

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Open Post: Hosted By Justin And Hailey Bieber Getting Gross On Instagram

In “Ew, Why?” news, 26-year-old Justin Bieber decided to casually make a comment on his Instagram to his wife, 24-year-old Hailey Bieber, talking about where her jaw has been. Either he’s talking about (prepare to shudder) his dick, his face, (prepare to shudder: the sequel) another part of his body (Gabrielle Union‘s influence is spreading), or even the delicate hands of an expert plastic surgeon. Will we ever know? Should we?

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