Justin Bieber And Hailey Baldwin Got Married Again

October 1, 2019 / Posted by:

Last year, Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin got legally married at the courthouse. But since these two are children of GOD, they didn’t actually think they were married because that shit’s not real unless they do it in a religious ceremony–CanIGetAn-Ay-men? Well, those two disciples of Hillsong got their Amen, because they got hitched again yesterday in a religious ceremony in South Carolina.

Justin and Hailey Bieber had previously been pissing off the people at their wedding venue, The Montage Palmetto Bluff in Bluffton, SC, because they took over the whole place and non-wedding guests weren’t able to use one of the resort’s pools and a restaurant. But TMZ says there weren’t any problems with the non-wedding guests and the wedding celebrations kicked off with a snooze, as the couple made their guests watch The Notebook the night before their big dad. Ah, the perfect love story to encapsulate the Hailey Baldwin x Justin Bieber romance–written by a racist homophobe.

As for guests, there were around 154 of them including Kylie Jenner, Travis Scott, Kendall Jenner, Ed Sheeran, Jaden Smith, Usher, the Baldwin brothers, Chynna Phillips, and Taylor Swift’s arch-nemesis (Still? Or?Scooter Braun.

A source told People many nice things about the wedding and I have a feeling it’s someone who works for Mindy Weiss who People says planned the event because listen: you don’t plan motherfucking Justin Bieber’s wedding, and not get promo. Okay? Mindy Weiss. Mindy’s assistant A source said this about the venue:

“The Montage has long been like a second home to Justin. He many times escaped to the Montage when he needed some quiet time. They both love the Palmetto Bluff Montage.”

And that little PR mention right there probably paid for the entire wedding. The source went on to say:

“Justin gave his input [during planning], but really, all he [had] to do is show up. He already feels married, so this is just a party.”

Just a party, is how I refer to all weddings, honestly. And Hailey also got a shoutout from the source:

“Hailey is mostly involved in the planning. Justin lets her take the lead. He jokes that life is better when Hailey is in charge.”

Justin also posted Photoshopped-to-hell-and-back pictures from the wedding on his Instagram:

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My bride is 🔥

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The actual wedding took place in Somerset Chapel so they got their fill of GOD in, as well as their fill of publicity. I mean, all this–two days of publicity and rich people amusements–all in the name of like fifteen minutes in a chapel? You planned a whole new wedding for that…? Just say you wanted to get a huge amount of promo from your wedding and go.

Pic: Instagram

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