Category: Moms

Drew Barrymore Says She Doesn’t Get Her Daughters Christmas Gifts, And They “Don’t Love” It

December 9, 2022 / Posted by:

Ebenezer Scrooge, thy name is Drew Barrymore! In a recent interview with Entertainment Tonight, Drew revealed that she doesn’t get her daughters gifts for Christmas. Instead, she prefers to take them on an annual holiday trip. Even though Drew says 10-year-old Olive and 8-year-old Frankie are at an age where they “don’t love” this unorthodox tradition, she believes the girls will remember a family trip more than some toys under a tree. She makes a good point. I have vivid memories of getting into screaming matches with my father on our family road trip through the Rockies (he never wanted to stop at McDonald’s), but the only Christmas gifts I can remember receiving were Leonard Maltin’s yearly movie review guides.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Mom Who Saved Her Daughter From A Raccoon Attack

December 5, 2022 / Posted by:

I live in Toronto, where raccoons outnumber people 5 to 1* (a la New Zealanders and sheep), and so far, I haven’t had any negative experiences. Most of the raccoons are just cute lil’ garbage-eatin’ bumblers. But this isn’t always the case. See: the MacNamara family’s recent fight for their lives in Ashford, Connecticut. People reports that last Friday morning, 5-year-old Rylee was standing on her front porch when a raging raccoon randomly attacked her leg. Rylee screamed for help, and her mother, Logan Kelsey MacNamara, ran outside to save the day. Logan pulled the critter off Rylee’s leg, pushed her inside, and flung the vicious raccoon onto the lawn. After Logan got back inside her house, the raccoon picked himself off the grass and continued on his merry way. Another day, another terrorized family!

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Alicia Silverstone Says That She And Her 11-Year-Old Son Still Sleep In The Same Bed

July 21, 2022 / Posted by:

Us Weekly reports that, during a recent appearance on The Ellen Fisher Podcast, Alicia Silverstone revealed that she and her 11-year-old son, Bear, still sleep together in the same bed. Um, no offense to anybody who is shocked by this information, but, like, duh! 45-year-old Alicia is a hippy-dippy vegan crunchy mom. The lady baby bird feeds her son, bathes with him, talks about his pooping habits, vegan diet, and his penchant for French kisses. She named him Bear Blu, for Christ’s sake! To be honest, I’m surprised that these two even sleep in a bed at all. I took them for “hammock under the stars” types.

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Pete Davidson Has Already Introduced Kim Kardashian To His Mom

December 20, 2021 / Posted by:

Will Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson’s “relationship” live long enough to see 2022? Earlier this month Pete and Miley Cyrus sparked “are they fucking?” rumors whilst promoting their upcoming New Years’ Eve special. But then, this past Saturday, Pete and Kim did dinner and a movie on Staten Island. And a source tells InTouch that Pete, 28, “already introduced” Kim, 41, to his mom, Amy, and younger sister, Casey ahead of the date. Wow, it’s serious! Oh, and for some reason, Scott Disick and a mystery woman girl also went on the date. Wow, it’s skeezy!

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Quentin Tarantino’s Mother Responded To His Vow To Never Give Her A Penny From His Success

August 13, 2021 / Posted by:

Earlier this week Quentin Tarantino went on Brian Koppelman’s podcast, The Moment, and shit-talked his mother, Connie Zastoupil. Quentin says that when he was a kid Connie (who had him when she was 16) would bitch at him for his poor academic performance and chastise his dreams of becoming a screenwriter. He alleges that she said, “This little ‘writing career’ that you’re doing? That shit is over!” And that was the exact moment when 12-year-old Quentin vowed to never give his mother a penny when he hit it big. No house, no vacations, “no Elvis Cadillac for Mommy.” And, with the sole exception of helping her out with “a jam with the IRS,” 58-year-old Quentin says he’s kept his promise. Wow, that’s some grade-A grudge-holding! Now it’s time for Connie’s side (Rose’s Turn).

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Gwyneth Paltrow Says Moms Need To Stop Judging Each Other

May 7, 2021 / Posted by:

Gwyneth Paltrow loves giving advice. It’s the paleo bread to her organic butter. The gluten-free macaroni to her vegan cheese. The jade vagina egg to her vagina. So this week Gwyneth went on Ciara’s YouTube interview series (?), Coach Conversations, and dropped this pearl of wisdom: Don’t judge other moms. Ummm, aren’t snooty, judgmental mothers Goop’s target demographic? Bitch, don’t bite the perfectly manicured hand that shills out $75 for your pussy candles!

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