Category: Jason Derulo

Somewhere, A Granny Is Missing Her Favorite Playtex Support Bra

May 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Halsey is one of the music industry’s most frequent red carpet messes, so it’s not a surprise that she would show up to the Billboard Music Awards last night in an outfit that says: “Book my stylist the next appointment at the nearest Pearle Vision.

That bra is all kinds of tragic. It’s both too big and too small, like some kind of physics-defying underwire nightmare. If that bra could talk, it would beg Halsey to leave it at home and take a set of nipple pasties instead. On the upside, it is nice to see that someone finally purchased the most discounted bra from the clearance section of Ross. But don’t cry for Halsey’s bra. I see a bright future for it. I bet an agent has already signed it to appear as the uncomfortable before bra in an Ahh Bra infomercial.

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Jason Derulo Calls Out American Airlines For “Racial Discrimination”

February 9, 2017 / Posted by:

One day after the Cash Me Ousside girl got banned from Spirit airlines for life for punching a passenger, another celebrity found himself in the middle of some airline drama. (I know, I need to punch myself for calling her a celebrity.) Jason Derulo feels like American Airlines racially discriminated against him during a disagreement over dreaded baggage fees.

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Welcome To The “I Got Kicked Off A Plane” Club, Jason Derulo!

August 17, 2015 / Posted by:

Please see either Kate Moss or that messy emotional support pig for your membership card (yes, it’s just a boarding pass taped to the back of an old SkyMall catalog. Don’t question it).

TMZ says that Jason Derulo is the latest famous type to be escorted off an airplane for pre-flight fuckery, and it actually started with Jason’s bodyguard. Jason and his entourage were trying to board a Southwest Airlines flight from Reno to Los Angeles on Saturday, and a witness says that Jason’s bodyguard was denied preferred boarding. That’s when the bodyguard decided to get into it with a Southwest employee and started shouting swear words, with Jason joining in shortly after.

Acting like a bunch of entitled assholes didn’t make the situation better (shocking, I know); another Southwest employee stepped in and told Jason that none of them would be boarding the plane. That’s when Jason decided to go ahead and board with his entourage anyway. Of course, Southwest summoned the Reno airport cops, and they hauled Jason Derulo and his pals off the plane.

Now for Jason Derulo’s side of the story. According to Jason’s rep, TSA precheck was down and they needed to get through the airport, posthaste. When they were told that, no bitch, you have to shuffle through like everyone else, someone in his entourage said the word “bullshit“, and everyone but Jason got banned from the flight. They did follow him on the plane though, and that’s when the cops came and escorted them off. So yeah, he eventually got that escort – just not the one he was looking for. Jason did eventually make it to Los Angeles:

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All that airport drama meant that he got to fly on a private plane? LUCKY! When I scream “bullshit” in an airport, it usually ends with me being asked to “take it on down to the Chili’s Too, ma’am.” Here’s Jason Derulo at the Teen Choice Awards last night with fellow SYTYCD person Cat Deeley.

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