Jason Derulo Thought That “Cats” Would Be A Phenomenon That Would “Change The World”

August 13, 2020 / Posted by:

The Telegraph did an interview with Jason Derulo and he talked about how he loves the pandemic quarantine. And how “everything is better” now that we’re afraid to leave our houses and catch death. Speaking of nightmares, Jason was surprised to hear that everyone hated the Cats movie because he thought it would “change the world.”  Who said it didn’t? Now Furries have a two-hour big-budget movie to drop acid and jerk off to. That’s change.

Since Jason lives in a bubble of privilege and has been making tons of money from doing TikTok videos while locked down, he’s been having the time of his life as many are filled with dread:

“I find everything better in the pandemic, everything is good now! I haven’t had so much fun in a long time! Being able to do amazing interviews like this in the comfort of my own home! I mean, shit! Everything’s better in the pandemic. Why do we need to go back?”

There are several reasons, Jason. I, for one, want the last movie I saw in theatres before I die to not be Cats. So I need shit to re-open at some point.

As for Cats, Jason was shocked that it got so much hate. He said he got chills down his spine when he first saw the trailer–as did the rest of us.

“Even when I saw the trailer, I thought it looked unbelievable. Like, I know some people saw it and they were terrified, but I got chills down my spine! I thought it was gonna change the world.”

It did change the world, just not for the better. When it was released at the very end of 2019, it opened a portal into some Hell-dimension and turned 2020 into the worst. So thanks! I mean, I can’t prove the two are related, but you can’t prove they aren’t! I swear, the horsemen of the apocalypse are out there in the world singing “Magical Mr. Mistoffelees” like a death knell.

Cats ended the world and we didn’t even get to see Jason’s cat penis.

Pic: YouTube

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