Open Post: Hosted By Jason Derulo “Breaking” His Teeth On A Corn On The Cob Drill
If you got to this page after Googling “Jason Derulo getting his corn hole drilled,” then I am sorry to tell your perverted ass to drop the lotion and pull up your chonies because this is a G-rated family site!
The next time that Jason Derulo sings “Jason Deeeeeruuuuuulooooo” he’ll sing it as “Thathon Theeeeeruuuuuulooooo” (but probably not). Jason is a member of TikTok’s One Foot In The Grave sector (read: anybody over the age of 21) and to keep his views up, he posted a video of him eating a corn on the cob cartoon style with help from a drill and things ALLEGEDLY went wrong for his teeth (but right for his view count). Oh sure, when Jason Derulo uploads a video of him getting drilled in the mouth by something thick and hard, he goes viral. But when I do it, I get dozens of downvotes on PornHub for grossing people out.
Jason also posted the toof trauma video on Instagram, and in it, he takes that (in the voice of Carol Channing) corn drill to his mouth and at one point, his veneers hit it, and his grill ends up looking like the mouth of one of Joe Exotic’s gay-for-meth husbands.
Of course, it’s probably all just a prank. But I’m sure that many of Jason’s past tricks wish it wasn’t, because then he’d know how they feel when he dick slaps ’em in the mouth with his supposed concrete anaconda.
Pic: Instagram