Category: Ariel Winter

Someone On “Modern Family” Is Going To Be Killed Off

September 14, 2018 / Posted by:

Oh they’re all smiling now. But just wait until one of them gets a script that’s only two pages long and a note for makeup that reads: “Corpse-y, but not like, ghoulish.

Modern Family is rumored to be ending after its tenth or possibly eleventh season. Show creators Steve Levitan and Christopher Lloyd said at the beginning of this year that they’d like the show to leave on a huge ratings-grabbing high note, like a birth, a death, or a wedding. I was hoping the show would end with Haley Dunphy reuniting with her older, denim-slinging dirtbag boyfriend Kenny and getting married in matching jean outfits. But it looks like they’re going with a death, and it’s going to happen sooner than at the end of the series.

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“Modern Family” Will Likely End After Next Year’s Season 10

January 15, 2018 / Posted by:

Your aunt Patty’s favorite show, Modern Family, is celebrating its 200th episode and contemplating the end of the road as it limps its way through its 9th season. And The Hollywood Reporter says that season 10 will probably be the last. That’s sad news for the ridiculously well paid cast. How will Ariel Winter afford the modesty pixels she has to carry with her at all times?

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Ariel Winter Is Pissed That Her Estranged Mother Keeps Running To The Press

September 29, 2017 / Posted by:

Ariel Winter’s relationship with her alleged stage mother from hell Crystal Workman is kind of like Ariel’s relationship with modest clothing; it doesn’t exist. 19-year-old Ariel was emancipated from her mom two years ago. But despite the fact that she really wants nothing to do with her mother, Crystal often seems to have a lot to say about her daughter. And Ariel has a lot to say about that.

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Ariel Winter Managed To Get Two Times The Attention At The Emmys

September 18, 2017 / Posted by:

Attention enthusiasts know that the Emmys are a tasteful affair; you’ve got to balance out your ass with some class. Thankfully, Ariel Winter showed everyone last night how to do it. Ariel came in a dress by Steven Khalil featuring not one, but two crotch-high leg slits. Angelina, who? I’m sure her dress was very expensive, so for those of you hoping to find the look for less, I would probably suggest Craigslist the day after the next AVN awards.

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Open Post: Hosted By Ariel Winter Putting Her “Modern Family” Cast Mates To Shame 

May 4, 2017 / Posted by:

“More like she’s bringing shame upon her Modern Family cast mates.” – every hater of demure elegance and AVN Awards chic.

Ariel Winter recently said that if she wants to display her bare ass cheeks on Instagram, that’s what she’s going to do and she could give a shit if you don’t like it. I guess Ariel feels the exact same way about the way she dresses. If Ariel Winter wants to go to the premiere of a children’s movie while dressed like a Jenner going to the club, that’s what she’s going to do. If Ariel Winter wants to dress like a cocktail waitress at an off-off-strip casino in Las Vegas while her cast mates wear their Casual Friday best, that’s what she’s going to do.

The cast and co-creator of Modern Family did a Q&A for Television Academy members at the Wolf Theatre in North Hollywood, CA yesterday, and Ariel Winter looked like the Marilyn Munster if Marilyn Munster bought all her clothes from the sale section on But really, Ariel Winter is the only one dressed right. I mean, they’re all millionaire TV stars in Hollywood and millionaire TV stars in Hollywood don’t dress like suburban dads going to a neighborhood BBQ in their “sharpest” outfit from The Gap. They’re not supposed to dress like us normals.

So when the cast strolled into the Q&A yesterday, I’m sure the audience gasped, but they weren’t gasping at Ariel Winter since she’s the only one who looked like a STAH! They gasped at Julie Bowen for wearing Ann Taylor Factory. Not even Ann Taylor Ann Taylor, but Ann Taylor Factory. I just gasped again.

Pics: Getty


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