Your aunt Patty’s favorite show, Modern Family, is celebrating its 200th episode and contemplating the end of the road as it limps its way through its 9th season. And The Hollywood Reporter says that season 10 will probably be the last. That’s sad news for the ridiculously well paid cast. How will Ariel Winter afford the modesty pixels she has to carry with her at all times?
Ariel Winter’s relationship with her alleged stage mother from hell Crystal Workman is kind of like Ariel’s relationship with modest clothing; it doesn’t exist. 19-year-old Ariel was emancipated from her mom two years ago. But despite the fact that she really wants nothing to do with her mother, Crystal often seems to have a lot to say about her daughter. And Ariel has a lot to say about that.
Attention enthusiasts know that the Emmys are a tasteful affair; you’ve got to balance out your ass with some class. Thankfully, Ariel Winter showed everyone last night how to do it. Ariel came in a dress by Steven Khalil featuring not one, but two crotch-high leg slits. Angelina, who? I’m sure her dress was very expensive, so for those of you hoping to find the look for less, I would probably suggest Craigslist the day after the next AVN awards.
When 19-year-old Ariel Winter is not playing nerdy uptight Alex Dunphy on Modern Family, she’s proving she’s not nerdy uptight Alex Dunphy by THOT-ing it up. Of course, there will always be people who just can’t seem to appreciate Ariel’s enthusiasm for hoochie looks. One of them is her estranged mother Chrystal Workman.
“More like she’s bringing shame upon her Modern Family cast mates.” – every hater of demure elegance and AVN Awards chic.
Ariel Winter recently said that if she wants to display her bare ass cheeks on Instagram, that’s what she’s going to do and she could give a shit if you don’t like it. I guess Ariel feels the exact same way about the way she dresses. If Ariel Winter wants to go to the premiere of a children’s movie while dressed like a Jenner going to the club, that’s what she’s going to do. If Ariel Winter wants to dress like a cocktail waitress at an off-off-strip casino in Las Vegas while her cast mates wear their Casual Friday best, that’s what she’s going to do.
The cast and co-creator of Modern Family did a Q&A for Television Academy members at the Wolf Theatre in North Hollywood, CA yesterday, and Ariel Winter looked like the Marilyn Munster if Marilyn Munster bought all her clothes from the sale section on FashionNova.com. But really, Ariel Winter is the only one dressed right. I mean, they’re all millionaire TV stars in Hollywood and millionaire TV stars in Hollywood don’t dress like suburban dads going to a neighborhood BBQ in their “sharpest” outfit from The Gap. They’re not supposed to dress like us normals.
So when the cast strolled into the Q&A yesterday, I’m sure the audience gasped, but they weren’t gasping at Ariel Winter since she’s the only one who looked like a STAH! They gasped at Julie Bowen for wearing Ann Taylor Factory. Not even Ann Taylor Ann Taylor, but Ann Taylor Factory. I just gasped again.
No wonder why Day 1 of Coachella headliners, Radiohead, kept abruptly leaving the stage. I’m sure it had nothing to do with sound glitches, as TMZ reported. It was probably because they clocked Ariel Winter’s “booth babe at the AVN Awards preshow” outfit and thought that it was the wrong kind of venue for them.
First, check out the dramatic Radiohead video with the bonus commentary included.
But back to Ariel. Can you remember when the standard Coachella lewk was “woodland flower hippie nymph on shrooms?” Ariel’s having none of that. It’s all about embodying the “feeling herself” member of the staff at a My Little Pony-themed car wash now. Ugh, doesn’t this event take place in a desert-like area? Imagine wearing that strip club Rapunzel mess on your head at a festival in the desert?
Here’s more pics of Ariel and her boyfriend, Levi Meaden, at Coachella in the gallery below.