Ben Affleck And Jennifer Garner Went To Church Together
There’s no word if they took Hozier along.
Ben Affleck has had a turbulent few months battling his addiction to booze, and Jennifer Garner has earned a spot in the ex-wife Hall of Fame for putting up with it and making sure he’s in tip-top shape for their kids. Jen already drove Ben to rehab, and this weekend they were spotted coming out of God’s house. No, by God, I don’t mean Cher. This is serious stuff! Continue reading
Samantha Markle Went To London To Badger Duchess Meghan Into Liking Her
Ever since Duchess Meghan and Prince Harry announced their engagement, her father and half-sister have been behaving like the nastiest Herpes outbreak that has lingered about 900 months past its expiration date. While Thomas Markle did every tacky thing he could pertaining to his daughter’s wedding short of showing up in white (though, I’m sure he would have even done that if his ass had shown up), his other daughter Samantha Markle has been seen as the fame ho extraordinaire behind most of his antics. She’s the one who set up that horribly staged photo op before the wedding, and she’s done petty shit like calling Meghan the “Duch-ASS.” Oh, Samantha. If you’re going to play in the Major Leagues, you’re going to have to come up with better material…like “She’s nothing reMARKLEable!” OK, I’ll let myself out.
Seeing that most of us have lost interest or prefer to talk about Cardi B, Samantha is now up to another trick…like leaving the U.S. for the first time to go to London and try to talk to Meghan face-to-face. I’m sure that will work out in her favor. Continue reading
Open Post: Hosted By IKEA’S 75 Cent Vegan Hot Dog
It hasn’t been a great year for cost-conscious retail store hot dogs. Back in July, Costco dumped their beloved Polish hot dog in an attempt to be healthier (thankfully, Sam’s Club stepped up as the hero we needed). IKEA launched a veggie dog in Sweden back in February, and it has finally made its way to the USA. And that right there is what it looks like. Kind of like the healthy food equivalent of the mistake that emerged from the telepod in David Cronenberg’s The Fly.
Porsha Williams Is Pregnant And Engaged…And Other Revelations Made In The New “RHOA” Trailer
The upcoming 11th season of Real Housewives of Atlanta is notable because Sheree Whitfield, Kim Zolciak, and Kenya Moore are no more, but don’t fret – they’re still finding ways to shriek at each other. For starters, Porsha Williams is not only pregnant, she’s also engaged to the father of her unborn baby, and the other ladies don’t like that at all!
Gwyneth Paltrow And Brad Falchuk Showed Off Their Wedding Bands On Instagram
Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk got married on Saturday at a private home in the Hamptons in front of a small audience of famous friends. Not much is known about the look of Gwyneth’s wedding, and I’m sure she’s saving the details for Goop. For now, all we know is that Gwyneth and Brad sealed the deal with some simple gold bands.
Gwyneth posted the picture on Sunday without any caption. As for those rings, it’s safe to assume they’re just standard wedding bands. Although it is Gwyneth we’re talking about, so they might actually be a circular spiritual soul connectivity set, forged from Tibetan gold, blessed by a lady Shaman named Togethyr in a crystal singing bowl.
According to People, Gwyneth was all about privacy at this wedding. A source says she worked with wedding guest and friend Cameron Diaz to make sure the day was as secret as possible. Cameron and Benji Madden got married without any details getting out, and Gwyneth wanted the same.
That might explain why Gwyneth didn’t give away any information in the caption of that wedding ring picture. Of course, there is a chance their first official picture as Mr. and Mrs. doesn’t have a wordy pretentious caption is because she posted it the day after her wedding reception. And let’s face it, she was probably too hungover on organic sulfite-free wine to come up with anything good.
“When your chakras finally align with the sensual energy of the endocrine system…no. Okay, when you channel spiritual creativity into cosmic love…fuck, no not that. Damn it, Brad – pass me the fucking Tylenol.“
Pic: Instagram
Asia Argento Got A Tattoo To Commemorate Her Hate Of Rose McGowan
Asia Argento is in the news again, but thankfully not because of any underage boys. It’s underage boys adjacent but not directly related.
You’ll remember that Rose McGowan and Asia bonded over getting allegedly abused by Harvey Weinstein and the #MeToo movement. Then things soured for them when Asia was accused of sexually assaulting an underage boy named Jimmy Bennet. Things continued to get worse between the two of them, with Rose’s partner Rain Dove giving text messages from Asia about the incident to the police. Then Rose really snapped and went ahead and accused Asia of lying, which she was eventually forced to retract.
According to Us Weekly, Asia wasn’t satisfied with the apology since she thinks that Rose’s words affected her career and the allegations of pedophilia which have followed her after all this came to light. And to show us how seriously mad she is, Asia went out and got herself a tattoo to commemorate the moment in her life she was accused of being a pedophile by her bestie. As one does.