Bye, Ashy, and hello, baby! Since it seems like WIG aka Kim Zolciak, Sheree Whitfield, and Kenya Moore are no more on Real Housewives of Atlanta, I was wondering how in hell they are going to fill the show since there are only so many hours one can take of NeNe Leakes saying “Bloop!” I guess Porsha Williams decided to be benevolent (and try to up her check) because she announced today she’s expecting her first baby.
People got the exclusive on Porsha’s bun in the oven, which she says is a true blessing since she suffered a miscarriage six years ago andit means at least she’ll have one person to talk to in the upcoming season. Anyone who watched last season knows Porsha pissed off her castmates in honor of former Housewife Phaedra Parks, who spread that rumor of Kandi Burruss having a sex dungeon and trying to snog Porsha (Sigh…America doesn’t need to be made great again, but this show sure does!). Porsha says that, because of her past miscarriage, the pregnancy news is a little frightening:
“When I found out I was pregnant, I was excited [but] I had mixed feelings. The other feeling that I had beside excitement was fear.I’ve had a miscarriage before in my past, which I’ve also been open about because I suffer with fibroids and had tohave a myomectomy. So just the fear of, ‘Is the baby going to be okay? Will I make it full term?’ All those questions that you ask ifyou’ve had a miscarriage before.”
While baby news is great, and we want to see a healthy pregnancy, I am a little bummed. Porsha guzzling booze always led to at least one punch or kick and calling someone a THOT, but now she can’t even do that! This new season sounds like Grade-A nap-inducing material. The other natural question is who is the father. That honor belongs to Dennis McKinley, a man Porsha started dating earlier year. Hollywood Life says, “It’s unclear where he works or what he exactly does for a living, but we do know that he’s sensitive.”
Well, at least we know what man will be in the crosshairs for the rest of those broads this season. There’s nothing they like to do to distract us from their own failed T-shirt stand or whatever their latest business du jour is than start piling in on the newest show beau. Porsha claims they don’t know the sex of their baby, but name ideas include PJ (Porsha Jr…barf) for a girl or Napoleon for a boy. Silly Porsha. There’s only room for one Napoleon complex on that show, and that goes to throwback HSOTD Dwight Eubanks!