Category: This Will Not End Well

Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck Had Another Tense Exchange Before Sharing A Kiss On The Red Carpet At Her Premiere Of “The Mother”

May 11, 2023 / Posted by:

The analysis of the interactions and body language between the two players in the greatest love of our time, Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck, have become a sort of spectator sport. Will Jen yank a drink away from Ben to taste-test it for booze? Will Ben make a stank fart-face on camera when he has to sit next to Jen for several hours consecutively? Will Ben finally put Jen in her place about her ridiculous expectations the next time they’re in escrow on their fourth house of the month? And today’s edition of “How Much Longer Can This Marriage Possibly Last?” just took place at the premiere of Jen’s new movie, The Mother. Cameras caught the two seemingly in another tiff before they flipped on their smooch switch and turned up the romance as soon as the cameras began flashing.

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Tom Cruise Is Rumored To Be Interested In Dating Shakira After They Hung Out Together At A Formula 1 Race

May 10, 2023 / Posted by:

Shakira‘s been on a wild ride for a beat now. Her estranged husband Gerard Piqué put her in a jam–and his lovah, Clara Chia Marti, dipped into Shakira’s favorite jam–while he passed his peen to Clara in his marital home when Shakira was away; and, the Spanish tax man still calleth. And Tom Cruise is, ya know, Tom Cruise. He’s still culty and an allegedly emotionally neglectful deadbeat dad; but hey, he’s still doing many of his own stunts and drawing traffic into the box office. His latest stunt? Allegedly hoping to shoot his shot for an exciting new arrangement relationship with Shakira after they were photographed together at a Formula 1 race this past weekend.

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