Category: Scientologist Sex
Tom Cruise Is Rumored To Be Interested In Dating Shakira After They Hung Out Together At A Formula 1 Race
Shakira‘s been on a wild ride for a beat now. Her estranged husband Gerard Piqué put her in a jam–and his lovah, Clara Chia Marti, dipped into Shakira’s favorite jam–while he passed his peen to Clara in his marital home when Shakira was away; and, the Spanish tax man still calleth. And Tom Cruise is, ya know, Tom Cruise. He’s still culty and an allegedly emotionally neglectful deadbeat dad; but hey, he’s still doing many of his own stunts and drawing traffic into the box office. His latest stunt? Allegedly hoping to shoot his shot for an exciting new arrangement relationship with Shakira after they were photographed together at a Formula 1 race this past weekend.
John Travolta Learned That His Wife Kelly Preston Had A Sex Scene With Tom Cruise The Hard Way
According to Us Weekly, John Travolta didn’t know that Tom Cruise and Kelly Preston, who played Jerry’s fiance in Jerry Maguire, had a sex scene together until he watched the movie at a screening. You know that saying “the jokes write themselves”? Well, I’m here to tell you that is a lie. They absolutely do not write themselves! You may read a headline like Us Weekly’s “John Travolta Didn’t Know What ‘Awkward Was’ Until Watching His Wife Kelly Preston in a Sex Scene With Tom Cruise” and chuckle to yourself, but that’s not a joke! That’s just the set up for a joke. The joke itself requires quiet contemplation, a mining of one’s acquired knowledge of the subjects at hand, and the ability to synthesize that information in a novel and amusing way. So if a headline like “John Travolta Didn’t Know What ‘Awkward Was’ Until Watching His Wife Kelly Preston in a Sex Scene With Tom Cruise” is the set up, the punchline might be something like “it was awkward because that’s how John found out he didn’t get the part of the fiance!” Another way to do it would be to simply just repeat the headline “John Travolta Didn’t Know What ‘Awkward Was’ Until Watching His Wife Kelly Preston in a Sex Scene With Tom Cruise” a minimum of three times. You see, a three-way works every time!