Gisele Bündchen Bought A New House Months Ago And Some Fans Think She Shaded Tom Brady In Her Divorce Statement
Well, that was quick. Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen’s divorce proceedings were about as explosive as a deflated football. Though I guess it lasted longer than Tom’s retirement. In a sense, it’s a little refreshing to have two big-time celebrities get a quickie divorce instead of the usual quickie marriage. There were rumblings in the last few months as to whether or not something was wrong between America’s prom king and queen, and eventually, it came out that the couple was ready to throw in the towel (see, Tom? It IS possible!). Just before the split, Gisele secretly bought a little pad in the humble town of Miami. And as we all know, Miami is where all the singles go when they want to settle down and lead a quiet life!
And just like that… Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady’s marriage is already over. TMZ reports that the couple’s lawyers hammered out a settlement over the last few weeks, and reached an agreement on property and custody of their two children. Today Gisele filed the docs in Florida, Tom didn’t contest it, the judge signed off on their settlement, and bing bing bang bong, these two are divorced! It truly is the end of an era… and the beginning of Gisele’s Slut Era Part Deux: Horny Forties Edition.
All right, everyone, the moment we have been waiting for is upon us! For months Tom Brady has been fumbling his marriage AND his career after yelling “PSYCH!” once he said he was retiring for good. And his example may be the inspiration for Serena Williams’ potential comeback to tennis, but hopefully, she uses Tom’s blueprint for what NOT to do. Because not only has his career been suffering, his marriage to his leggy lover Gisele Bundchen has been on a rapid decline as she is ready to gallop like a gazelle far away from Tom and his indecisiveness. But in a last-ditch effort, before their union devolves into divorce, Gisele is allegedly giving Tom one more chance to get his shit together or get ready to watch her whisper sweet negotiations into her lawyer’s ear from across the room.
The Brady-Bündchen split went from hearsay to here-to-stay. After Tom Brady renewed his vows to the beautiful game of football, his wife of 13 years, Gisele Bündchen, decided to call it quits because she will not be one-upped by a pigskin. They’ve drifted apart (into separate homes to be precise) and have rarely been seen together. Gisele didn’t even go as Tom’s plus one to the most romantic event of the year! And now that both have secured the finest divorce lawyers Florida can offer, things are about to get as “nasty” as Tom is to his teammates.
I don’t think the divorce rumors about Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen should be called “rumors” anymore because Gisele still refuses to be wherever Tom is. And I knew as soon as she stopped going to his games, he was about to be looking for another teammate to warm his cold bed at night in the near future. Well, the tryouts will probably start soon because Gisele is still nowhere to be found at Tom’s side. And this past weekend, when New England Patriots owner, 81-year-old Robert Kraft, married 47-year-old ophthalmologist Dr. Dana Blumberg, Gisele was once again absent.
Neither snow, nor hurricane, nor retirement will keep Tom Brady from his greatest love of all: the gridiron. Yes, the fairytale union of a supermodel and her quarterback husband appears to be coming to a crushing end. Over the years, Gisele Bündchen has made many pleas for Tom to put the pigskin down and come home for dinner, but her calls have gone coldly unheeded. So when a husband of 13 years makes a vocal and heartfelt vow that he needs to do more and step it up for the sake of his teammates of two years, you know it’s time to serve up them papers.