Tom Brady Dropped A Whole Bunch Of F-Bombs After Being Asked About Retirement….Again

January 24, 2023 / Posted by:

Now that Tom Brady‘s Risk-It-All season has come to an end, this is the perfect time for him to finally sit down with his favorite femme fatale, football, and break her heart gently by letting her know he’s ready to move on. However, Tom is a stubborn brat, and he will not be pleased until he proves to everyone he’s the BEST football player the world has ever known. And if you DARE ask him about that pesky little R word “retirement,” he is going to transform into Tom the Tasmanian devil and light that ass up with a few phrases that basically mean, “Leave me the fuck alone!

According to Yahoo! Sports, Tom is definitely not happy about how his season crumbled into the ashes of yesterday after the Dallas Cowboys throttled the Tampa Bay Buccaneers with a score of 31-14, thus rendering this entire season an exercise in futility and foolishness. Meanwhile, as Tom’s ride-or-die bitch football has run off with a few other teams and left him behind to cry into his hay-flavored protein shakes, he still has to appear on his Let’s Go! podcast. On the most recent episode, co-host Jim Gray didn’t waste any time asking Tom the most important question of the moment: Are you done yet? Because I would say losing your family and having one of the worst seasons of your career would constitute as a time to go sit your goofy ass down somewhere. However, you know Tom has previously kept things cute with a twinkly-eyed wink and a “tee-hee” in response to retirement. But not anymore. Now that he’s gotten to the other side of his personal storm only to discover Gisele owns all of the umbrellas, he’s not mincing his words any more.

The 45-year-old future Hall of Famer addressed the topic on his “Let’s Go!” podcast alongside interviewer Jim Gray on Monday. Even though he apparently didn’t want to.

Around 12:30 into Monday’s episode, Gray asked Brady if he had a timetable for deciding on whether or not to retire from football. Here’s Brady’s response: Jim, if I knew what I was gonna fucking do, I’d have already fucking done it,” Brady said. “OK? I’m taking it a day at a time.”

Gray defended the query as “only the question everybody wants to hear.”

“I appreciate your asking,” Brady responded. “Thank you.”

And what does Gisele have to say about this? Probably thunderous rounds of “Obrigado!” to her hot, high-kickin’ lover since she no longer has to pick up the pieces of Tom’s shattered ego anymore. But hopefully, Tom understands this won’t be the last time someone asks him about retirement because after this past season, it’s no longer a question. Now it’s a collective request from those concerned for his well-being.

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