Tom Brady Speaks About His Divorce From Gisele Bündchen Days After It Was Finalized
I don’t think any of us were surprised to hear that Tom Brady‘s mistress, Football, is shaking her pompoms in victory as she flips off Gisele Bündchen in the aftermath of the couple’s Florida quickie divorce. Gisele will no longer be bored to tears watching her ex-husband continue his geriatric quest of being the best quarterback ever, and Tom can stop pretending to care about being a family man. But even though Tom is making football his full-time focus, he’s having one of the worst seasons of his career. Now, in a new interview during his Let’s Go! podcast Tom is ready to blame his terrible performance on his marital woes and not on the fact that he’s only five years away from receiving his AARP card and needs to sit his ass down before he breaks a hip.
Now that Tom has been released from the shackles of marriage, don’t be surprised when he ends up with a barely legal Instagram model who won’t say shit to him except for, “This Black AMEX you gave me has no limit, right?.” Because according to People, Tom is speaking about how his tattered marriage was interfering with his love-making technique to the only woman he enjoys sack time with; Football.
On Monday’s episode of his Sirius XM show Let’s Go!, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback, 45, discussed “giving all you can to the team” while dealing with personal challenges, after he and Bündchen, 42, filed for divorce on Friday, which was finalized hours later.
“I think there’s a lot of professionals in life that go through things that they deal with at work and they deal with at home,” he said. “Obviously, the good news is it’s a very amicable situation and I’m really focused on two things, taking care of my family and certainly my children, and secondly, doing the best job I can to win football games.
“So, that’s what professionals do. You focus at work when it’s time to work, and then when you come home you focus on the priorities that are at home. All you can do is the best you could do. That’s what I’ll just continue to do as long as I’m working and as long as I’m being a dad,”
Oh, Tommy. You did your best, but I guess your best wasn’t good enough because you still got divorced. If you want every woman out there to know they can never compete with Football, just say that. No matter, though, he will continue this narrative until his tell-all book comes out and he barfs up some shit like “Gisele was the love of my life. And the kids only call me on Super Bowl Sunday“. I think that’s the future Gisele was trying to prevent for him, but at this point, whatever outcome he gets is well deserved.
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